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The Golden Calf

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A calf who is known for producing liquid gold instead of milk. It is mentioned in the Bible
The Golden Calf was going to make them rich.
by frabrizio May 12, 2020
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The Golden Pipe

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An ABSOLUTELY MAAAAARVELOUS INSTRUMENT of POWER and GENEROSITY! AFFIXED TO THE ONE TRUE LORD OF HORROR LAND!
HEEELLLLLLOOOOOOOO!!! I HAVE COMETH TO DELIVER THE GOLDEN PIPE. THE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLDDDDDDENNNNNNNNNN PIIIIIIIIIIIIIPE!!!! MMMMAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRVVVVVEEELLLLOUS!!!!!
by The Golden Pipe October 1, 2023
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One of those classic "viable only in theory" philosophies that doesn't stand up in the real world.
Two huge problems with The Golden Rule are:

(1) You cannot know what someone else prefers, so if you try to do for him what you yourself like, this does not mean that said choice of actions will be at all pleasant/agreeable for him.
(2) Few folks are actually going "practice the Golden Rule back to you", so if you attempt to "do the right thing" and give someone what you would want if you were in his shoes, he will likely just view you as a foolish sucker and take shamelessly advantage of you --- he will simply "take, take, take" from you till he's totally drained you dry, then stomp off in a huff without even a single word of appreciation or acknowledgement, and feelinglessly look for his next naive soft-heart whom he can exploitingly victimize for his own selfsish personal gain.
by QuacksO April 5, 2019
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The Golden Arches

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verb-to golden arch

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A sex act where a woman kneels between two men, and the two men proceed to pee simultaneously in the air into the woman's mouth. The men should aim to make the piss parabolas as large and uniform as possible, thus creating a golden arch.
This bitch wanted a golden shower, so me and my bro took her through the drive-thru and gave her the golden arches.
by Ronald "Golden Arches"Mcdonald January 27, 2010
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the golden cod

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an award given to the dentist who has achieved the highest number of billable codding in a calendar year.
the award ceremony is usually held at harry ramsdens fish emporium and nightclub
mark my words, that's one sick rich bastard, he one the golden cod 2 years in a row.
'no thanks, i'll be having chips this weekend at the golden cod award
by pikey68 November 3, 2011
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The Golden Ass

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Donald Trump. A man with great wealth who constantly makes a fool of himself and his followers.
It is a challenge for America to survive The Golden Ass.
by Bob Ainsworth October 19, 2017
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"Treat others the way you wish to be treated."
It seems that most politicians -- especially Joe Biden and Donald Trump -- have forgotten The Golden Rule. It's time to reintegrate it into society once more.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 8, 2021
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