the goat

when the man (or transsexual person) tucks his penis and ballsack between his legs, closes his legs, and bends over, leaving his package hanging out the back of his legs for all to see. a dick trick that is used to creep out friends and (hopefully not) family members.

That asshole gave me the goat. I almost puked.

by el brendino November 27, 2006

Goat

God of all things

"Goat"other meaning is God of all things

by iljaelmeri July 8, 2018

goat

A lazy person who just stands around looking dumb

Are you going to do anything today you goat!

by Dave's World March 10, 2017

goat

A mammal that produces excellent cheese. Will answer to "Goatie, Goatie, Goatie..."

My goat has small horns.

by feckinape July 4, 2005

Goating

Putting your balls under you ass when you moon someone screeming "GOAT!!!!"

Guy 1: Hey Justin?
Guy 2: Wuts up?
Guy 1: When I drive by this car "Goat'em"
Guy 2: Hells yeah!!!!
Guy 1&2: GOAT!!!!!
That's Goating

by Lasting Image December 18, 2008

goats

another name for malware (virus, spyware) on computers

Nathans computer was infected with goats from watching mass amounts of online pornographic videos.

by wierdo424 July 8, 2009

goat

One who loses alot. Usually the smallest person in the group. Also known as the scapegoat, binscape, bin-goat, or binny.

Me: Hey goat, go get me a soda.

Goat: Why?

Me: because you're the goat.

by Anthony October 24, 2004