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The Family

A group of people said to have originated from somewhere within the Rio Grande Valley, bordering the Texas-Mexico boundary.

These individuals care for all within the group, and even those outside of it. They seek to better themselves, and to just simply enjoy life.
by Someone from before October 4, 2009
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the Family Guy Position

if your date is ugly and you don't wanna see her naked and get her pregnant, you fuck her in the ear
(from a Family Guy episode about chastity)
I hate the Family Guy Position, I'd rather do it doggie style.
by LLLZ March 4, 2008
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The Family Jewels

Black lipstick, black dress, yep. This is The Family Jewels era.
by unicornbae September 8, 2016
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What the family!

What Bart Simpson says. I guess he wants to say "What the fuck", but in front of the audience he uses Family instead of Fuck as they start with the same alphabet. He is so cool and smart.
Homer: Bart give me a beer.
Bart: What the family.
by Al June 30, 2005
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keeping it in the family

Keeping it in the family is when a girl or guy dates someone, breaks up with that person, and subsequently dates someone related to the first person. Keeping it in the family originates from an expression that involves not letting an issue out of the borders of family knowledge, and so by dating someone else in the family, the subject is "keeping it in the family".
Reid : Man Karlson, isn't it weird that after you rejected her, morgan went for your brother?
Karlson : No way man, she's just keeping it in the family.
by Krackle'ackin December 14, 2011
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The Family Business

A family organized sexual act.

To take part in a "Family Business" you need the following:

-A family must contain a son, daughter, mother, and a father. However, there are exceptions to the rule that can sometimes allow the family to be smaller to take part in a Family Business.

(The family needs to contain at least 4 members and all must be genetically related.)
Me and brother Ken and sister Jen along with Mother and Father went over to a little girl on the street and brutally gave her the The Family Business by sticking Ken's penis inside the little girl's mouth, and rubbing Jen's vagina up and down all over the back of the head of the little girl.
by Jack Remmington September 10, 2007
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The Family Shoe

The unfortunate looking one in the family. More prominently used in families that are all very attractive apart from one person.
"Wow, your girlfriends well hot. Does she have a sister?"

"She's got 3. Two are taken and the other's the family shoe."

"Ah that sucks."
by Elle Le Bert January 2, 2014
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