a saying that will mess some one up if they are doing something of some concetration, they will have to think about what you just said, because you don't put fried chicken in clam chowder, and they will mess up
like if a person is taking a free through in (bball) and you say fired chicken clam chowder as they through it, the ball will not make it in the hoop cuz of the distraction.
by anonamous06 May 9, 2005
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New England Clam Chowder

When you take a shit on a girls chest then you cum on the shit and make her mix the shit and cum and eat it
(Guy 1) Hey dude last night torrie came over and i gave her a New England Clam Chowder. (Guy 2) Dude thats fuckin nasty
by NateStollard November 4, 2008
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A cock.
I pulled down my pants, whipped out my pump-action New England clam chowder rifle, hammered away at Stephanie, and blasted a load of little sailors into her sea of love.
by pentozali December 27, 2011
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Canadian Clam Chowder

That act when you shove snow up your girl's pussy and you fuck until you start cumming.
We had the best Canadian Clam Chowder of all time, he couldn't even stop moaning.
by nasty nsfw July 3, 2021
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A woman has diarrhea on a man, puts the white part up his ass, and does a white poop on her chest.
My cousin gave me an Chespeake bay clam chowder.
by Thegamerblocky June 4, 2023
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Self Serve Clam Chowder

When you bust a fat load into her pussy then eat it out.

considered a clam chowder bread bowl if vagina is substituted with asshole
“Hey bro would you like a slice of pizza?”
Thank you for the offer, but I am stuffed after having some Self Serve Clam Chowder this morning!”
by Clam Chowder Bread Bowl March 6, 2022
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Kelvin Clam Chowder

The act of vomiting into a vagina and proceeding to eat the vomit out of said vagina.
Kelvin was going down on some skank he hooked up with at bar time , when he suddenly felt ill and vomited. In order to continue having sexual relations with this skank he acted as if nothing had happened and ate the vomit out of her vagina while simultaneously creating the recipe for Kelvin Clam Chowder.
by Master Bradford June 22, 2016
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