(A big animal that usually comes in three colours and they are slowly becoming smart and will take over the world)
by HJONK HJONK AM GOOSE February 29, 2020
Get the Cowmug. 
A fatass
An animal that gives milk from its 6 tits.
A God for the hindus.
The first thing that would pop in your head when your pregnant wife asks you, "How do I look".
An cow that gets mad cow disease, it goes retarded and handicaped and its eyeballs out of its sockets.
An animal that gives milk from its 6 tits.
A God for the hindus.
The first thing that would pop in your head when your pregnant wife asks you, "How do I look".
An cow that gets mad cow disease, it goes retarded and handicaped and its eyeballs out of its sockets.
Pregnant Wife: "Hey Bob how do I look in this new dress"
Bob: "Ya look like a cow!"
Pregnant Wife: I hate you.
Bob: "Ya look like a cow!"
Pregnant Wife: I hate you.
by Bubba_The_Retard June 16, 2006
Get the cowmug. by Bradexman December 4, 2007
Get the cowsmug. A condition by where a youthful man is haunted by his own love for an older much more refined female colleague with a large bum.
Man it is unfortunate how he became a cowe
by kdiddlediddle May 31, 2017
Get the cowemug. by Songstress21 March 28, 2004
Get the cowmug.