Texticles

The metaphorical "Balls" a person needs to send the initial text to another person they have interest in. This is a slang term, usually oriented around the lack of fortitude they have to attempt this. Usually, it will be try to be exempted by excuses like, "They are busy, they don't have time to text me back." or, " I'm not sure if I should, I mean, what if they're seeing someone else?" but CAN be over came will encouragement from peers.

Person 1: "I really want to text Caitlin... but I don't even really know her..."
Person 2: "And you never will if you don't try. Grow some texticles, and send her a message."
Person 1: "Well, I guess I should just send her a quick note."

by TheIckyStickie December 31, 2012

Texture Nazi

Someone who can eat the most amazing food they've ever tasted in their life but still not like it because "they don't like the texture".

How can you not love those eggs?! you're such a texture nazi.

by BrandonPackard August 5, 2020

textureless odorless radio waves

The part of the electromagnetic spectrum below 300 billion cycles per second, or 300 GHz. Used to send magical messages, sound, and moving pictures to people, even though they are not real because you can't see them or feel them. A great portion of the public still believes in their existence.

Clinton:Why don't you go worship your invisible pink unicorn?
Mordecai:Have you ever seen or felt textureless odorless radio waves? How can you believe in that cult idea?!

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

testiculess

A bloke who does not have or has lost his balls

Q: "How's that married mate of yours?"
A: "I don't see him much anymore, he's become testiculess"

by Vincent van Reij January 4, 2008

Texturefull

to describe something with a large amount of texture.

"Ah, yes this leaf is very texturefull"

by FellowHumanBean#76 June 7, 2021

texticles

The name given to the guys sitting either side of you in the pub texting away on their mobile phones, making you feel like a right old dick in the middle.

I got stuck between a couple of texticles the other night, i felt like a right old dick!

by CraigM999 May 6, 2010

Textiquette

A code that governs the expectations of social mobil texting behavior. Keeping in contact and responding in the same electronic communication form. IE: text/text, email/email, phone/phone, smoke signal/ smoke etc.

It was poor textiquette for Me to call Will directly after he had just texted me that there was surf. I should have texted him back and not broken the textiquette chain but, some times it takes so much longer to type then talk. M

by Raffo December 11, 2007