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Teta

n. spanish for breast (english Synonym: Tit). Although it could be considered a rude word, it has some socially accepted uses, such as
"dar la teta" (to breast feed). Anyway, it is not the most educated way to call a breast.
Plural form: Tetas (English Syn.: Tits, Rack).
Examples:
- Lindas tetas! (nice tits)
- Mira las tetas de esa mujer! (look at that woman´s tits)
by Mr. Locolope March 9, 2009
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testarodeo

A Testarodeo is where two or more guys loaded with testosterone and booze square off in semi-serious hand-to-hand combat with the intent of establishing dominance in the group.
*Note: Often occurs on a mancation.
Roleplaying can be involved, thus there will be a Bull, a Bullfighter, and off to the side as a Referee, a Rodeo clown (preferably one of those midgets from Jackass.
**This behavior often results in mild to massive hotel room property damage.
el Matador Carlos: "I am to be whoop-assing this very Bull!"

el Toro: Sound - {Profuse Nasal exhalation signifying anger}

Nacho (Rodeo clown): "Let the testarodeo begin!!"
by Stoogin-Poogins September 18, 2006
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Tentacle time is used to descirbe the activity of a sailor "experimenting" with tentacles of an octopus or a squid it was first used in Scotland when a sailor said on live TV "tentacle time"
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TentaCoolG

A Player that is good at pretty much any game they play
He's destroying everyone... "Must be TentaCoolG"
by TravisScott from Fortnite September 29, 2020
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Tentamen

Tentamen is the a test in the norwegian school system. it is the defenition of hell, although you do get to drink chocolate milk.
"Hey man we have tentamen today."
"Fuck man that sucks."
by OlliJuicer November 20, 2020
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the tentacles run deep

Used to express the deep web of plots and conspiracies concocted by "Antifa". Primarily used by old men on the internet, master sleuths, and people who are not on Twitter.
I am about to drop another Antifa bombshell. Their crimes know no bounds. It's all connected to Soros money. The tentacles run deep.
by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021
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First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith

In the beginning there was nothing, there was a dark void of emptiness and nothing existed. Then we were blessed with the holy entity known as kevin. On the first day he formed the universe as we know it while on LSD. On the second day he carved the very earth we call our home. The almighty created land and seas covered it with a diverse wildlife and vegetation, He created the human being, some smart some retarded, some sexy some ugly, some chill some annoying. The lord used his limitless genius to create the perfect balance in the human being. But most importantly of all he blessed us all with God’s greatest gifts on the third day. On the third day, we were humbly gifted with substances that could cause miracles, some even describe them as magic. The almighty creator gave us cannabis, hash, cocaine, LSD, aderalls, molly, percs and many more. Kevin selflessly sacrificed hours to perfect nicotine and every drug known to man and we mere mortals will ever be thankful for the humble sacrifices he has made to benefit mankind. The world was a beautiful place, where everyone praised Kevin for all he had done, until he had realised he had made the humans too powerful.
The First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith is a text written by Saint Axel to have a written trace of kevinism for years to come
by Saint Axel December 9, 2021
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