testicle festival

When all of the guests at a particular party are male.

Danny hoped his party would attract tons of hot local bitches, but as the night progressed it became clear that his living room had become a complete testicle festival.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

Testicle T-bone

When you cut open the side of a girl's stomach, shove your cock in there and start rubbing your genitals against her kidneys.

Jake: How was that bitch you picked up last night.
Nicholas: I gave a her a nice testicle t-bone and ejaculated inside of her kidneys.
Jake: Nice.

by GustyDingus March 24, 2017

testicle spectacles

The act of placing someone's head between a man's legs, facing forward, as if wearing his testicles for glasses.

I showed that bitch where her place was when I gave her a pair of testicle spectacles!

by supersapper1 November 25, 2006

Testicle Eyes

Eyes that are very sensitive to light.

Jim: Hey, I am going to take Tim to the park tomorrow. I hear it is going to be a nice sunny day.

Demetri: That's not a good idea. Tim's got testicle eyes.

by Ekaven April 13, 2010

testicle spectacle

the act of placing ones testicles on anothers eyes while sleeping. so when they wake they see the world through testicle spectacles.

Drew you effer, you gave me the testicle spectacles when I woke up this morning! And I liked it. . .

by Drew and Brian February 26, 2008

testicle telepathy

the act of having a guy read his buddy's mind so as to complete his sentence.. or finish his thoughts

Nick and Dureid's testicle telepathy has them watching Batman in different places at the same time.

by supergirlvictory April 15, 2009

Testicle Tapioca

The white pearly secretion ejaculated from a penis onto the tongue of a woman. When it clumps together in pearls of jizz it resembles Tapioca, Hence Testicle Tapioca.

Guy 1: Dude I nutted on this bitches tongue last night!

Guy 2: How'd she like it?

Guy 1: She enjoyed the Testicle Tapioca

by Dyban January 5, 2012