tetherball testis

A guy with testicals that hang very low.

You see that crackhead with no pants on? He got tetherball testis.

by zombieskull August 19, 2023

space testies

While zoning or distracted, the habit of adjusting your crotch to allow room with others watching accidentally.

Mike: "I think Joe just played space testies!"
John: "Ya i just saw that, that's wrong...but kinda manly."
Joe: "Howdy fellas."

by Captain Antidote March 17, 2011

Testie Fiber

Monkey testicles rubing against your face

that monkey is testie fibering you!!!

by crackbaby666 December 20, 2011

testie

totally besties- someone who has been with you through it all

taylor and blake are testies

by shake.. June 13, 2022

testie

totally besties aka testies

jane and john are testies

by shake.. June 13, 2022

goat testy

the nut sack of a goat

"man, that goat testy tasted good.

by super sven March 3, 2009

Testi

A person who thinks that they are very good with women, have tons of friends, or has and makes tons of money, when the reality is in fact the opposite.

John Sarah is not even into you! No one is into you... Ya Fuckin Testi...

by Elon Stonks June 9, 2021