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terrible towel

A mustard yellow towel created by legendary Steelers radio broadcaster Myron Cope during the 1975 playoff run. Can be seen in any Steelers game, home or away. Teams like the Philadelphia Eagles try to impersonate this towel with cute little dishrags that have advertisers such as "ACME" and "LA Weightoss". These types of teams cant compare to the Steelers awesomeness, and thusly should bow down to a five ringed hand.
"You see the Colts vs Steelers playoff game?"
" Yeah man...those colts fans were pwned by those terrible towels"
OR
"Nice dishrag"
"Thats not a dishrag, its my official 'Eagles rally towel'!"
"Man you Philly fans keep getting gayer by the day."
by juvefan3 July 28, 2008
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Terrell Owens

An NFL player who is the most well known football player even though he is a WR. He also owns the media.
Terrell Owens breathed at the wrong time and it was all over ESPN
by O Squared August 31, 2006
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terrell owens

Wide Receiver for the Eagles, once with the 49ers. His resume includes excessive celebration, watching Ms. Sheridan drop her towel, put the football on the star...twice, sign the football with a sharpie, mock Ray Lewis, tear down signs in Cleveland, put the ball on a different star, and usually can initiate fights from opposing players based on his action.
I think the media overdoes Terell Owens. There are better wideouts than him.
by KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN January 28, 2005
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Terrell Owens

1. An Excuse to fill sports coverage air time.

2. A Terrell Owens is like a dancing bear. Its like the kid at recess you throw quarters at and watch him pick them all up, then blast him in the head with a quarter while hes bent over.

3. An attention whore. Terrel Owens is a prime example of the episode of Spongebob Square Pants when Spongebob Square pants keeps ripping his pants for laughs.
by DrMeanDudeMD October 8, 2006
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Terrell

Terrell is the funniest person you will ever meet in your entire life. He may be conceded at times, but he will always make you laugh. He is also a very friendly person whom cares about others and likes to help them with their problems. Not a very talented singer, but loves to do it anyways. Terrell is a very original guy. You cannot have a conversation with him and not laugh. It's IMPOSSIBLE! Terrell is athletic and is usually involved in basketball, football, and baseball. He is known for having an extremely large peiuns. He is a great boyfriend And he treats his women with respect. He is the HOTTEST black guy ever!!!
“Omg!!! I saw terrell”
I saw terrell at the basketball court today”
by Hello guys August 12, 2017
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terriblosome

Something in the state of being both terrible and awesome.
Man, that Motley Crue concert was mother-fucking terriblosome, biznatch.
by Titty McFeeley May 13, 2005
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terrible twelve

a twelve pack of beer. preferably coors light.
is not limited to 12 oz bottles (ie hieniken)

see also:
dirty thirty
Ryan: "Hey, there's going to be a huge party at Carla's house this friday, can you supply?"
Mike: "Of course dude, i'll bring a couple terrible twelves and a dirty thirty"
by rensy July 5, 2006
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