Telechubby

Getting hard from an image on television.

Watching the chicks on Joe Millionaire gives me a telechubby.

by Duke January 22, 2003

telecommutants

telecommutants spend all or most of their workday at coffee chains, using computers or other telecommunications equipment. The mere cost of a latte and low fat chocolate twist entitles telecommutants to appropriate rent-free virtual office space to themselves with impunity.

"I'll get the coffee and you find us a table."

"I would, but the whole place is invaded with telecommutants!"

by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009

telecon

A shortened version of "teleconference" or "telephone conversation". Ususally spoken by corporate drones trying to sound cool. May be accompanied by a Microsoft Netmeeting or WebEx visual presentation made in PowerPoint.

Mitch: Jody, set up a telecon and WebEx with the team. We're going to pick some low-hanging fruit.
Jody: Ok, I'll shoot you an e-mail with the deets.

by kneb July 26, 2006

Teece

Coming for the saying Tough Crowd or abreviated to TC.

That joke was a teece.

by Moganator January 8, 2010

Temecula

A lovely city just north of the san diego border and south of L.A.

Clean air, lots of Prius's, and lots of lifted trucks.

Realetors make up 76% of the population and if you don't have a friend who is some way related to a teacher, then you don't live here.

Classic Hang out Places:
The mall, mulligans, the movies, and harveston.

There's lots of drugs going around but it all stays under the radar.

All the kids play club soccer or little league baseball.

TEMECULA ROCKS (compared to old-people-ghost-town Hemet!)

I live in Temecula.

"Where the F*** is that?!"

by kikikipee July 22, 2009

tepee

Dan Teepe is from South Africa and he came to England to well, shall we say prey on some kids with his hockey stick. His hobies are Frostie, Jon Jones and that little girl on the playground. And of course, lubrication.

He got Frostie badly with his deadly weapon, the hockey stick.

by Hindle March 28, 2005

temecula

A Riverside county, CA (few miles from SD county) city, which I live a good 20 miles from. 30 square miles of land, about 100K people, and lots of construcion work going on. They make lots of wine there. Crime is 20% less than the national average, which I think is nice.

Um, the Temecula Embassy Suites hotel by the Rancho California Rd exit, on the 15 Freeway about 10 miles from the SD county border.

by SAFDSFS May 25, 2006