The unfornutate condition in which one arm is larger and more heavily muscled than the other. Men claim that this is the result of playing a lot of tennis, but generally the real culprit is vigorous masturbation.
Mom: "if Timmy doesn't stop playing so much Tennis he'll wind up with Tennis Arm"
Dad: "...and if he doesn't start putting a sock on it we're going to have to throw away his bed sheets!"
Dad: "...and if he doesn't start putting a sock on it we're going to have to throw away his bed sheets!"
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Bad ass sexy chick who probably watches ninja turtles, chills on the couch eating potato chips and still got a rockin body with a big round booty that makes all the girls jealous, often a strong independent woman who aint no side hoe always number one
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Tenille: im such a baby
You: noo babe your not, your in love
Tenille: i love you, you do not know how much
You: i do because i feel the same
You: noo babe your not, your in love
Tenille: i love you, you do not know how much
You: i do because i feel the same
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Get the women's tennis mug.Two people ass to ass, passing an egg back and forth until one cannot return it. Loser typically is made out to eat the resulting egg.
"Hey are you gonna play some farmyard tennis with your wife tonight?"
"No I can still taste the egg from last time."
"No I can still taste the egg from last time."
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