Abs-so-loo-telly

A very definite way of answering a question, stronger than the normal "absolutely".

Little sister of the word def-in-a-telly.

Dave: Michael says I'm a bad influence on you, you don't think I am do you?

Adam: Actually David, I abs-so-loo-telly do, now who is it you want me to throw a stone at?

by addyAPOCALYPSE and dirtyDAVE February 26, 2009

saturday morning cartoons on the telly

A telly with saturday morning cartoons on it. the nick fairy has his telly service taken away for scaling peoples gutters and turning them into dairy queen specials.

My siblings and i were watching saturday morning cartoons on the telly 🧐

by Fucas (foo-kis) June 25, 2022

You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke

Irish slang
you would have sex with a particular girl if the tv was broken. Can also mean she is an average looking girl . Usallay said in a joking manner.

Guy 1:"You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke."
Guy 2: "I agree."

by supermadcow124 April 19, 2016

Telly

Beautiful or breathtaking.

Telly

by Bored2213 March 14, 2023

Telly Tuck

Alberts idiot song cause he's dumb he's stupid

PErson1: have u eheadr albert song it good it called telly tuck
Person 2- ITS BAD You NOT SMART IDIOT

by FatLz June 17, 2019

Telly

A British term for television.

All I've done during my vacation is sit on my ass and watch the telly.

by UltimateDoge April 7, 2022

espresso telly

A series so intense, you cannot possibly binge it without cataclysmic trauma.

Eh fam, you bingin’ Traitors tonight?
- you mad bruv!? It’s bare espresso telly, me be wretchin’ up

by Arcwords January 17, 2025