telephone cut

A cut, usually with an ox, that is curved from one's ear to their upper lip. This represents a telephone. Can also be a verb; the act of giving someone this type of cut.

"She came up out that fight with a telephone cut, yo! That bitch got *bleep*ed up!"

"I'ma telephone cut that ho!"

by KK From Around the Way May 14, 2005

telephone roulette

The act of singling while waiting for your phone call to be answered. Any slight timing misjudgment automatically leads to awkwardness.

Charlie: P-p-p-p-p-p-p-poker face la la la la (sung)

ring ring...ring ring..

Florence: Hello?

Charlie: She got to love nobody (sung)

Charlie: ...Uhhhh

(Awkward silence)

Florence: Did I just catch you playing telephone roulette?

by Hood92 September 14, 2011

telephone rapist

Someone who repeatedly calls you when you don't pick up the first time.

My mom just called me five times in a row. What a telephone rapist.

by ayamro May 3, 2009

Public Telephone

A telephone found in public areas.

Person: "I want to call my friends on a telephone found in a public area. So I think I will use a public telephone to call my friends." (note: he has no friends.)

by Evil October 18, 2003

telephone booth

public toilet/changing room

He pissed in the telephone booth

by Carpman May 16, 2003

telephonical

to be a part of something, like a group or something, only by telephone.

I am part of your gang telephonically, because I talk to your friends on the phone.

by Anna Trikyon August 25, 2008

telephone boxing

Where you quite simply stand in a telephone box staring creepily at passers by. Using the telephone is not needed as the point of this skill is todisturp and make other people feel uncomfortable.

'Shit that guy was telephone boxing me!"
"Lets go telephone box the shit out of some unsuspecting punters"

by runfatboyrun May 12, 2013