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teacher breath

1. A personal awareness that ones breath does not smell good, either having imbibed tea, alcohol, mints, but usually coffee.
2. Smelly, coffee breath, as experiened by school pupils when their teachers speak to them within sniffing distance just after morning break.
Check out girl: Seventeen pounds and thirty three p, please.

Shopper: Here you go, love. (stoops too low as handing over cash). Sorry about my teacher breath.

Check out girl: No worries (but thinking: Urgh. This stront mings of coffee.
by chris firth September 23, 2006
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Teach For America

A bunch of full of them selves corps members who ruin public schools. They think they are gracing the public school system just by showing up. They are usually really bad at what they do. Treat teaching like a popularity contest, act inappropirately with students, and make up fancyfull data to support their self serving orginization.

TFA consistently lies about their data--that is common knowledge--if this data is coming from TFA . . . don't trust it! If you want to make your data show "value-added" gains, look to TFA to learn how to fudge.
Teacher A : "Why are all my students rude, distrespectful and have no skills?"

Teacher B: "Oh,, there was a Teach for America teacher in there before you."
by taptoe January 21, 2011
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Math Teacher

Our asian math teacher could not speak english so he became a math teacher.
by Kamuela April 1, 2009
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hot for a teacher

when you have a smokin, hot burning, teacher that give you a boner
Ms. Smith gives me a boner everyday in my 3rd period.
by mike and ian November 29, 2004
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Teacher humor

Jokes or remarks relating to a teacher's subject or material, that usually only the teacher finds funny. When the teacher is awkwardly laughing into silence, you know that she has used teacher humor.
Teacher: Today we will be studying pi! Not, not cherry pie! (laughs)

Students: ...

Teacher humor.
by glassjawx November 12, 2010
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Shitty Teacher

1. Consumes 4 liters of Mt. Dew per day.
2. Gets wtfpwned by any intelligent question.
3. Cannot tell the difference between white tic tacs and narcotics
4. Tells stupid ass jokes.
That sure is a shitty teacher!
by Killinmesmalzz January 13, 2009
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Vegan Teacher

To put it simple, a degenerate that forces her dog to be vegan and she also is *extremely* rude
by Epic Feats January 28, 2021
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