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teetong

you got a small teetong
by Joseph Molina February 10, 2004
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Teflon Schlong

A penis belonging to a dude that no matter how many chicks he bangs he never gets a STD!
That dude has banged so many chicks and not even a drip! He must have a Teflon schlong!!
by rwalk June 23, 2016
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teleophobia

1. The fear of making definite plans;fear of things ending. 2. The fear of religious ceremonies.
1. He hates finishing projects because he has teleophobia.

2. Most religious ceremonies scare people who have teleophobia because they feel forced to participate or sit through it until the end.
by just gotta know July 23, 2016
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Teflon boy

A bloke that you meet on a flight and decide to hang with at your destination.
Meet a massive teflon boy on the flight to Bali. Dude was such a lad we hung out all night. Even shared a steak with the missus.
by SudzNFriends February 9, 2017
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Teetotalitarian

A person who is both a teetotaler (someone who doesn't drink) and who has a totalitarian way of viewing the world (dictatorial, requiring complete subservience). Rather like a vegan who preaches to others they should do the same
Mate1: How did that chat with the new date go?

Mate 2: She seemed great until she dropped the teetotalitarian bombshell. Not content with being a teetotaler, she went on to suggest I should give up my modest drinking as it did her ex no favours!

Mate 1: Wow, that's a bit control freaky isn't it? Is she expecting all her new bfs to comply with her little teetotalitarian dictatorship?

Mate 2: It sure kinda feels that way sometimes with teetotalers!
by ViceManAndy January 20, 2020
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natron the teflon don

The boss of all bosses. A person destined to make it. The guy that has his way with the woman you love.
You must think your "Natron the Teflon Don"
by Glass Don September 8, 2016
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Teflon Turd

When one takes a shit quickly and leaves no trails when you whipe your ass.
"that was quick"
"yeah mate, teflon turd, one whipe, no dramas... too easy!"
by Spacco November 16, 2007
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