Jammy Todger

When a woman is on her period and has sexual intercourse with a man whilst, or when sex is vigorous and the woman ends up bleeding.

Example
Boy 1: aha you ram her then?
Boy 2: yerr, jammy todger style

Example 2
Boy 1: aha you ram her then?
Boy 2: yerr, got a jammy todger

by Daisy Makin April 23, 2008

Todger

a name for a penis, used famously by the late Oliver Reed

I'd like for her and my todger to get well acquainted

by Ed the Viking April 27, 2010

father tedded

Father Ted is a great series. However, a friend of ours had bigged it up so much that it could never live up to the stratospheric heights that he had set it and, while good, it didn't. He had therefore 'father tedded' Father Ted.

Robert told Della that he had a big cock. In fact it was only 4". Della was upset and told Robert that he had father tedded things too often and that she was very disappointed with the size of his cock!

by Teddus December 11, 2006

Todge

Todge,The male sex organ also known as dick,cock,wang,tallywack etc.

WO dude get your queer hands off my todge

Look at peter clarke he's a right todge

by Sam Kirk and Jason Winchcombe June 5, 2004

todger pocket

1.vagina, derived from todger meaning penis, and pocket, a place where you put things
2. a pocket where you keep your penis

1. i boned your mom in her todger pocket yesterday
2. these pants come with a built in todger pocket

by deadprez92 December 25, 2006

teege

To have a bartender choose your drink. This is particularly effective at a beer or wine bar.

"What's next?" "I'd like another round of teege me"

"What are you having?" "A pint of the teege me, please"

by Legen Dary September 9, 2010

tede

A tedious person, person who inspires boredom.

"Just shut up about it, you tede."

by David Murray October 3, 2006