Tardis Pussy

A vagina that is like the Tardis on the TV show “Doctor Who” looks tight but it’s bigger on the inside.

That girl got a Tardis pussy once I got through the door it was like I entered the Grand Canyon.

by SaabStory December 10, 2017

Spinning Tardis

Northern game whilst smoking cannabis.

Bong is made out of half a coke bottle and a bread bag.

One person inhales the bong whilst doing a headstand and a friend spins them around.

Wow look at Alex doing a spinning tardis

by sh82 November 12, 2011

Tardis

A stupid or foolish person. Goofy looking

Faith was being a tardis when she tripped on her own shoe lace, didn't know how to etc..., forgot to do her make up on one side of her face

Rick: *sneezes and snots all over himself
Tom: Rick you're such a tardis

by Pleasure Ellis May 19, 2014

tardis

An idiotic person; someone who has a limited attention span; punning on "-tard" from "retard" and "TARDIS", the police box-shaped time machine/spacecraft from Doctor Who, the person's mind is "floating through time and space".

Get that tardis to come over here right now!

by pentozali December 28, 2005

tardis burglar

A person who is so much on a chump, they are directly relative to someone who quite blatently robs both Time And Relative Dimentions In Space!

<person> is such a tardis burglar!!!

by coalfield July 13, 2004

tardistic

A way to describe someones behaviour or personality.
people who are most offen reffered to as tards

That guy was around again and he was acting quite tardistic today.

Tards acting Tardistic
Peace!

by PolarCreamPie September 25, 2005

Tardous

The act of being cool, looking cool, or just cool period.

Hey sean! you're looking hella tardous today.

by dont do drugs kiddies August 30, 2009