Tallahassee Forktail 

A strategy for enhancing performance in a first person shooter video game. , the player tucks their testes and scrotum ("Junk") between their chair and perineum ("Gooch"). The resulting pain and/or discomfort triggers higher blood pressure and thus quickened response times, the effect being similar to "boosting" conducted by Paralympic athletes

His k/d was in the shitter until he started running a Tallahassee Forktail

Tallahassee Forktail by Luamper January 30, 2017

Tallahassee Tallboy 

The act of performing anal sex, urinating in the rectum, having the recipient clench their anal sphincter and then evacuate the contents on the partner's chest. This act is usually performed by tiny Asians vacationing to the Florida Panhandle.

I never leave Florida without getting a Tallahassee Tallboy.

Tallahassee Tallboy by Nate lowry May 5, 2015

tallahassee twinkie 

The art of cramming cake or pastries into a large girls mouth before receiving a blowjob thus adding the cream filling.

I made brenda a Tallahassee twinkie then punched in the nose making it red velvet cake.

tallahassee twinkie by Paullyboi June 4, 2016

tallahassee mudflap 

That act of shitting in the shower and violently slapping the bottom of your foot making sure to splatter it onto the walls of the shower and leaving it there to dry

Man that one nasty ass Tallahassee Mudflap dude.

tallahassee mudflap by DAT THICCC BITCH 6969 March 29, 2017

Tallahassee Slut Water 

Vodka + Any flavor of La Croix sparking water

What are you drinking tonight?

Girl, you know I stay drinking my Tallahassee Slut Water! Tonight it's pamplemousse.

Tallahassee Slut Water by Dirly Girly June 25, 2017

Tallahassee Newberry

When you're seven beers deep into a six-pack or halfway through a handle of Jack Daniels and you use the same excuse not to come in when your "on-call".

Joe knew that it was homecoming weekend and shit would be busy all weekend. He pounded his ninth Jim Beam/Diet Coke as he got called in to work to come help. Joe explained he coulnd't come in because he had been drinking, or in other words, he pulled a Tallahassee Newberry.

"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".

Tallahassee Newberry by MississippiQueen5432 October 8, 2020

tallahassee mouthwasher 

When a man jizz’s on his Toothbrush then proceeds to brush his teeth, swish his semen around his mouth, and swallow.

People always told me I had yellow teeth, then I tired the tallahassee mouthwasher now my teeth as my grandpas ass.

tallahassee mouthwasher by Lilmeat69420 August 24, 2018