tadpoles

The type of semen that REAL men ejaculate.

Fuck what you know about being a man, I bust tadpoles son.

by mr.white July 27, 2008

tadpole milkshake

The refreshing climax to a sexual encounter, tadpole milkshake is a euphamism for semen ejaculated into a partner's mouth. One variant is the 'tadpole thickshake', which is the same as the milkshake but brewed in the NUTSACK for at least 5 days to ensure a thick consistency.

My friend and I were at a drive-through restaurant, and I dared him to ask for a Tadpole Milkshake; the girl said "Hold on, sir, I'll just get Brutus to whip one up for you...".

by Googles December 2, 2004

Tadpole

An underdeveloped person of low mental capacity, and value compared to others of the same kind. Much as a tadpole is just an underdeveloped, and lower level of a frog.

"I have this huge tadpole in my Spanish class, and I can't tell if he has autism or not."

by cornellu68 February 27, 2017

tada

A really douchy way of introducing yourself.

Douche: (jumps in from out of view) Tada!
embarrassed person: uhh... this is Karen.

by kenneth g June 13, 2008

tanapol

If you have this name, you are garbage at MK and can't whiff punish.

Look at this dude, Tanapol can't even whiff punish.

by Dracon. June 1, 2018

tadpole soup

A highly nutritious and natural Soup, obtained from the Pisshole of a Man. Good for Vegan Lesbians.

Said to a Vegan Lesbo, " What you want is a big helping of Tadpole Soup.

by Mc Scrotum May 22, 2003

Tadashi

verb. One who disappears at random times. Spontaneously busts a move to loud techno music.
tendedncy to get low and speak loudly in japanese while on the phone. Has very asian haircut and likes to wear chains on his pants, along with pointy shoes. nickname ninja and dashi

" I just pulled a Tadashi"

by arieel October 29, 2008