Tasmaniac

A Tasmaniac is a psycho resident of the small island state of Australia known as Tasmania. Tasmaniacs basically hit first and ask questions later.

Very few Tasmanians can qualify as a Tasmaniac as most inhabitants are more bark then bite.

Tasmaniacs take shit from no body and are extremely fun and daring. Most are born in Tasmania.

by Sydnian Bitch August 4, 2009

Tasmania

1. An island off the southern coast of Victoria
2. A shithole
3. A place that we should sell to China
4. Australia's future nuclear testing ground
5. Long form of "Tassie"

Person 1 "Oi where the fucks Tassie again mate?"
Person 2 "Ya fuckin dickhead, its south of Victoria"

Person 1"Oi wanna go to Tassie?"
Person 2 "Why the fuck would I go there? It's just a hole in the ground"

Xi Jinping(Chinese Dictator (please don't kill me China)) "Would you rike to serr Tasmana to great Peepers Repubric of China"
Aussie Government "No mate, fuck off"
Australian People "YES YA FUCKIN DICKHEADS"

2050: Atomic Testy Dude 1 "So where setting this off in Tassie right?"
Atomic Testy Dude 2 "Yeah mate"
Atomic Testy Dude 1 "But aren't there people there?"
Atomic Testy Dude 2 "Tasmanian's aren't people"

by Tasmanian'sAreLessThanJews May 31, 2018

Tasmanian Devil

When a guy is on his back, and you're going down on him, he's about to cum so you bite the shit out of his balls and he shrieks and cries like a baby.

I gave Jorge a Tasmanian devil last night, he shot up and tried to punch me but I'm too quick for that bitch

by Saucybawls May 28, 2011

Tasmanian Cheetah

A highly dangerous black man who has yet to be arrested due to the fact that he can run at incredible speeds.

Guy 1: Dude, that one black guy killed seven more people.
Guy 2: Why haven't they caught him yet?

Guy 1: Because he outruns police every time.
Guy 2: So he's a Tasmanian Cheetah?

Guy 1: Yeah.

by Serjeh Somogath March 5, 2010

Tasmanian Taco

When the man or the woman throws up into the other womans vagina and proceeds to eat her out.

I heard Kyle gave a Tasmanian taco to Zoe

by SilentDuck December 13, 2010

Tasmaned

The state where a female falls in love with the male but is then rejected for a long term partner role leaving them distressed and heartbroken for long periods of time.

He just Tasmaned me

by Jigjog July 23, 2019

Tasmaned

When Beeca Grant ignorantly falls in love with a guy and expects to live a life long fairy tale. Soon for that guy to break up with her therefore leaving her in a petty and uncalled for state.

Becca got tasmaned and couldn't handle it so she cried to her Simran

by Becca_is_petty August 1, 2019