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ikearpal tunnel syndrome

The arthritic fatigue or hand and joint pain specifically felt during and after construction/assembly of IKEA furnitue, directly caused by the use of awkward tools at impossible angles.

Pronunciation: "eye-key-are-pull"
My typing was for crap the day after my wife went on a shopping spree at IKEA - the ikearpal tunnel syndrome set in sometime after the third önÿttïg säk.
by markfromhouston April 19, 2009
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Green Tunnel

Another term for the Appalachian Trail: the 2200 mile hiking path from Georgia to Maine. It is called the green tunnel because much of it lies in the low altitude deciduous forests of the east coast and the constant view looking down the trail is like looking through a "green tunnel."
After 6 months in the green tunnel, it was good to get back to civilization.
by 07079 September 13, 2011
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caramel tunnel

Having intercourse anally. Commonly phrased as "taking the caramel tunnel."
Chris: Did you fuck Justine last night?
Michael: No, she's saving herself for marriage, we're only doing it through the caramel tunnel.
by Joey Jastrsexy November 28, 2016
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Fapal Tunnel Syndrome

A noticeable disformity of one or more of the hands giving the appearance that one is holding an invisible penis. The condition is developed over time from excessive, repetitive sessions of fapping and jacking oneself off. Not to be confused with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
After graduating college with a useless degree, Scott lived in his parent's basement where he watched porn and fapped himself multiple times a day. After a year of this deviant behavior, he developed a severe case of fapal tunnel syndrome and south the help of a neurologist.
by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017
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Brain Tunnel

During passionate lovemaking, two people can establish a connection where it seems as if their minds have connected into one mind, using a “brain tunnel”.
Mia: “WC and I had such intense, amazing sex last night, it was as if our brains connected with each other through a brain tunnel.”
by Soup and Fruit June 14, 2019
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MARIO'S TUNNEL OF A DOOM

The place you go to when you piss off Mario's floating head.
OOOH, MARIO'S TUNNEL OF A DOOM! VERY SCARY!
by Someone of non-imporance August 31, 2013
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bridge and tunnel posse

Girls who live in Jersey, the Bronx, Queens, Brooklyn or worse Long Island who go into Manhattan on the weekend for clubbing. The term primarily refers to girls from Jersey or LI.

Bridge and Tunnel because that is their mode of transportation into/out of the island. Posse because they frequently travel in large packs.
Jenny's ripped jeans and Springsteen t-shirt gave her away as a member of the Bridge and Tunnel posse.
by Lou Stenspayce December 24, 2003
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