Tuba solo

A deep, low-pitched fart

"The last time I ate that much chili, I was doing tuba solos all night. My wife had to go sleep on the couch."

by Crossfire905 December 25, 2012

tuba circus

The cacophony of sound made by multiple noisy farts and/or bowel movements coming from multiple stalls in the mens bathroom.

I couldn't take a crap today at work; there was only one stall available in the mens bathroom and I didn't want to join the tuba circus.

by C. Elliot Lee September 20, 2013

tuba fart

The expelling of gas resulting in a low tone like that made by a tuba. Akin to a bugle fart but a much lower tone is produced when really pushing hard in order to hammer that sucker out.

My coworker just let out an enormous booming tuba fart that literally shook my desk.

by thejimparker November 28, 2016

tuba twat

The objectification of the female reproductive system after a long and vigorous amount of time fornicating, where the large amount of air that passes between the so-called "Slip-and-Slide," and exits into the atmosphere; usually followed by an akward silence between the two parties.

Steve, "I can't freaking believe it, I totally just got Christine to play her tuba twat!"

by bendover@sexperttire April 12, 2009

tuba'd

Being hit in the face with a tuba bell.

"You've been tuba'd."

"Dude, I tuba'd Kevin last rehearsal."

by nd4spd1919 December 16, 2009

tuba boomer

A sexual move where a female blows into a male's asshole like a tuba. If done properly, the male's penis will blow up like a balloon. The male proceeds to "boom" her.

Bro #1: Yo, I had a hard time getting it up for Patricia last night.

Bro #2: Yeah Bruh? What'd you do?
Bro #1: You know my move Brozzle! Tuba boomer.

Bro #2: Hell yeah! Bet she'll come back for more...

by TubaBoomer July 18, 2014

Tuba Player

A Tuba Player is the most important person in a marching band, they provide the loud and deep tones that an audience loves to hear, and tubas are a great visual representing power like that of of the Player themselves

Did you see that Tuba Player? He must have the strongest lungs in the world to play that instrument.

by StephenMickel July 23, 2012