Somebody who is incredibly lazy, always late, doesn't like to move, or is just slow in general.
it originates from the animals, the two-toed and three-toed sloths.
it originates from the animals, the two-toed and three-toed sloths.
"'shit dude, Jed said he'd be here three hours ago, do you think he's ok?'
'man, he's fine, he's always late; he's like a fuckin' five toed sloth or something'"
'man, he's fine, he's always late; he's like a fuckin' five toed sloth or something'"
by fivetoedsloth October 5, 2009
Article of clothing that allows a camel toe to be easily discernible from a distance of no less than 18 feet.
by Poochy July 24, 2019
When you go to Jo-Ann fabrics, get a girl there, put velcro on your hand and give her a reach around while singing Kum- Bay-Ah.
by anthonyyyyyyyyyyy December 6, 2006
A dirty skank that lives in your grandmas cupboard and steals your valuables and your socks, then she will make it seem like your loosing things on the account of that bitch stealing everthing you own, that is why you get in trouble when you visit your grandparents
Damnit, that three toed skank swiped my last cigarette, oh well i'll walk to the store, (opening drawers) what the fuck, she took my socks, son of a BITCH
by yum yum September 26, 2006
A stereotypical boring-ass white girl trend in collaboration with being an empty-headed, Tiktok loving, Starbucks sniffing, Tinder Twizzling, influencer injecting moron. The White-Toed Becky can be found easily up and down the UK, with standards shorter than their dresses. The WTB can be found in abundance on social media, as they watch all boring-ass white girl shit like Love Island, this is the style they try to emulate.
by bhaneslake52 May 4, 2022
A female -type person who not only walks around with a 'camel-toe' most of the time , but is also overweight and looks like a 'pig' that could float- ergo- the 'sea pig' descriptive portion...
The female person's pants were so tight, and her wieght, so out of control, that she took on the appearance of a" camel toed sea-pig "....
by davethewave2 August 19, 2010
A previously unknown badger species whose natural habitat is Northern Queensland, Australia. The three toed cheesy tree badger is a shy animal, small in stature, but makes up with a ferocious thirst for vagina and LSD. The Three toed cheesy tree badger is usually the culprit of mysterious early morning acid disappearances.
Cletus: Alright, Everybody stop. I've lost the trips.
Bob: Settle down man, it's gone. I saw a three toed cheesy tree badger scuttling about half an hour ago.
Cletus: Fuck.
Bob: Settle down man, it's gone. I saw a three toed cheesy tree badger scuttling about half an hour ago.
Cletus: Fuck.
by Marty Webb June 5, 2008