Ah yes, torta!

An attempt to sound both intellectual and as though you already knew something you most certainly did not. Usually this is in regards to something which had nothing to do with the current situation.

This is usually accompanied by a finger pointed towards the sky, as if to emphasize the ah-ha! factor.

*as a family eats a Thanksgiving dinner*

"Hey, what do you call those Mexican sandwiches?"

*awkward silence*

"You mean a torta?"

"Ah yes, torta!"

by Rickity Cricket October 23, 2009

torture

school=torture

i get tortured 5 times a week for 6 hours

by dank memer lololololololololol June 14, 2020

Tortilla Hips

Tortilla hips is a rather unfortunate condition that usually strikes women after pregnancy. Once attractive, hourglass figures develop love handles. Women with carb heavy diets such as Mexican and Italian cuisine are at increased risk for tortilla hips.

Jackson: hey bro what happened to that 10/10 chick Veronica?

Dillon: she had a kid and started eating, caught some tortilla hips.

Jackson: gross.

by Great Seany January 17, 2017

Torturement

Torture punishment

"That's not fair, that's torturement," said my 8 year old when I threatened taking away his switch for the day.

by Maynyak July 7, 2018

Tortured Soul

A brooding being who seeks a meaning to his empty existence. These guys are rare (practically non-existent anywhere with a ‘lad’ culture) & require a keen eye to detect the torment that binds them and an empathic individual to bring them out of their shell. Two types of tortured souls: ‘The destructive’ these come in the form of misunderstood addicts with a low anger tolerance. They become violent quickly and flare into strange moods due to their over passionate nature. Even with their exertions these guys still retain the capability to shag you senseless; ‘The virtuosos’ these are the undiscovered geniuses of the tortured soul variety. It can be a blessing, or more predominantly a curse. Found perusing over a book of sonnets or dishing out a new Mona Lisa all in one day. They are meticulous beings that keep to themselves and rarely communicate other than stating their next order at the local coffee shop. Nevertheless, they are hot-blooded individuals whose fiery character leads them to fall either desperately and irrevocably into enlightenment or darkness. They too can shag you into oblivion.These two types can often collide and overlap giving you the ‘Twofold-Tortured Soul’. A unique combination, characterised by their emotional state of permanent angst – if found, they need to find their eternal soul-mate Cosmo immediately. Otherwise they will lapse into a violent state of Karmic Destruction – the need to destroy their body and soul together to end their agony.

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by SobaQuentinaZerat January 24, 2013

Tortitude

The attitude (I am special so no other cat should be allowed to even breath *hiss, slap*) indigenous to ALL tortioseshell/calico cats. Also applies to some torbies (tortoiseshell tabbies.)

Calli was so full of tortitude this morning, she ran off all the cats so she could eat breakfast alone!

by Citydweller38 August 17, 2011

cock and ball torture (Cbt)

Cock and ball torture (CBT), penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.

i have performed cock and ball torture (Cbt) on my cock

by sheftyNP March 27, 2020