A person that truly believes that they are above all others, but their usually just lonely, poor individuals.
by TheKingOfKings. March 25, 2012
Get the Top Shelf Shit mug.Phrase of endearment coined by the infamous C. Storm. Humbly referring to another man possesing the following qualities: a) tall, b)a brother of Sigma Chi, c)plays basketball, d)fancies red-heads, e) has a large penis.
"Wow, Trudi is going to date Joe Brown. She's going to get some Top Shelf Dick."
Also see the following words: "Storm," "Joe Brown"
Also see the following words: "Storm," "Joe Brown"
by Christian "Oaf" Storm January 5, 2009
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When you go out drinking and get so wasted that you awake from your drinking coma days later.
Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.
Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.
by Greatpickle December 4, 2014
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Get the Top-Shelf Cunt mug.The epitome of sophistication and pleasure – the ultimate, superior and top shelf class of vaginas. Best indulged while sipping French champagne.
I am really curious, I think she might have a top shelf taco. I will buy her a champagne and find out.
by pertassels December 15, 2023
Get the top shelf taco mug.When a person is performing cunnilingus and simultaneously reaches for the recipient's breasts.
Specifically, this definition is relevant if the recipient is a tall female because the person performing cunnilingus is un-able to reach for the goodies, the 'cookie jar' if you like. The hand gestures reflect this internal struggle.
Specifically, this definition is relevant if the recipient is a tall female because the person performing cunnilingus is un-able to reach for the goodies, the 'cookie jar' if you like. The hand gestures reflect this internal struggle.
Bro: "What happened when you took Roxy home last night man?"
Bro 2: "I was eating the kitty and reaching for top shelf bro but she was fucking tall my G! I could barely reach!"
Bro 2: "I was eating the kitty and reaching for top shelf bro but she was fucking tall my G! I could barely reach!"
by CookieJarBoi69 August 30, 2019
Get the Reaching for top shelf mug.1. A short girl's subtle way of saying tall guys turn her on.
2. Sexually, helping a short girl reach climax.
3. Sexually, helping a girl reach climax while holding onto the "top shelf" (her rack) while eating her out.
2. Sexually, helping a short girl reach climax.
3. Sexually, helping a girl reach climax while holding onto the "top shelf" (her rack) while eating her out.
Red-"She said she needed help reaching the top shelf in her bio."
Blue-"Good thing you're like 6 feet tall then."
Blue-"Good thing you're like 6 feet tall then."
by Borazon March 14, 2022
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