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Top Shelf Shit

A person that truly believes that they are above all others, but their usually just lonely, poor individuals.
Look at this guy, waltzing around the place like he's "Top Shelf Shit".
by TheKingOfKings. March 25, 2012
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Top Shelf Dick

Phrase of endearment coined by the infamous C. Storm. Humbly referring to another man possesing the following qualities: a) tall, b)a brother of Sigma Chi, c)plays basketball, d)fancies red-heads, e) has a large penis.
"Wow, Trudi is going to date Joe Brown. She's going to get some Top Shelf Dick."

Also see the following words: "Storm," "Joe Brown"
by Christian "Oaf" Storm January 5, 2009
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Top shelf wasted

When you go out drinking and get so wasted that you awake from your drinking coma days later.

Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.
"Awwww man last week I got top shelf wasted in Tuesday.... Woke up Friday with no flow."
by Greatpickle December 4, 2014
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Top-Shelf Cunt

A woman who doesn’t go “below the waist”.
by Leland451 November 24, 2021
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top shelf taco

The epitome of sophistication and pleasure – the ultimate, superior and top shelf class of vaginas. Best indulged while sipping French champagne.
I am really curious, I think she might have a top shelf taco. I will buy her a champagne and find out.
by pertassels December 15, 2023
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Reaching for top shelf

When a person is performing cunnilingus and simultaneously reaches for the recipient's breasts.

Specifically, this definition is relevant if the recipient is a tall female because the person performing cunnilingus is un-able to reach for the goodies, the 'cookie jar' if you like. The hand gestures reflect this internal struggle.
Bro: "What happened when you took Roxy home last night man?"

Bro 2: "I was eating the kitty and reaching for top shelf bro but she was fucking tall my G! I could barely reach!"
by CookieJarBoi69 August 30, 2019
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help reaching the top shelf

1. A short girl's subtle way of saying tall guys turn her on.
2. Sexually, helping a short girl reach climax.
3. Sexually, helping a girl reach climax while holding onto the "top shelf" (her rack) while eating her out.
Red-"She said she needed help reaching the top shelf in her bio."

Blue-"Good thing you're like 6 feet tall then."
by Borazon March 14, 2022
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