Tootie Fruitie Putie

45’s secret code nickname for his good buddy, Vladimir.

How’s my Tootie Fruitie Putie today?

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

tootie pants

Someone who is acting gangster, but really is not at all, in any way shape or form possible...ever.

Wayne: "hey homies,whats cracking in the hoood?"
Lil Kikki "shiiit,yous a tootie pants"

by kaisydbrig April 30, 2006

totin the rock

To carry the ball in a game of football.

Steven Jackson is pro at totin the rock.

by Mac West-Poss September 21, 2007

tootie tot

When someone poops in your tater tots when you're not looking.

Hey let's go give John a tootie tot while he's in the bathroom!

by GrooberMeister December 30, 2008

tootie bootie

A girls ass that is round and firm. Not flat or flabby. Not quite big enough to be a bubble butt.

Jessica Alba has a tootie bootie!!

by Antoin Jenkins November 6, 2005

Toobin

Whipping out your dong on a zoom call
(Or other live chat platforms)
- Can be done during any occasion but most often done on an office call with colleagues
- Always followed up by saying you were not aware your camera was on at the time the act was preformed

“I’m totally toobin our next boring conference call!”

by iAMGorman October 19, 2020

Toobin

Named after THE NEW YORKER contributing staffer, where a dude openly beats his meat on a professional video conference call.

Dude 1: Ever heard of tubesteak?
Dude 2: Yeah, man.
Dude 1: Ever heard of a hot mic?
Dude 2: Yeah....so?
Dude 1: Toobin means beating your dick like that New Yorker guy did on a video call, bruh! It's a hot mic for whacking it off in front of colleagues!
Dude 1: No shit?!?
Dude 2: Deadass, man.

by Ghsstie_2 October 20, 2020