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Banging toolbox

To have the absolute best tools possible in your toolbox to make you stand out as one of the workers who are trusted and passionate about their work.
She has a banging toolbox, so I hired her, knowing that she will take pride in everything she works on in her profession, compared to people who just work because they have to.
by Greenchick August 31, 2023
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Toolbox

Someone being douchier than a tool.
Tom: You can get something from the store.
Sarah: I’m gonna buy this keyboard!
Tom (at home): WTH i never said you could get something!
Jimmy: Tom is more than a tool, he’s a goddamn toolbox!
by Arandomboi February 26, 2018
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Toolbox

Someone whom you like because they have absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever
That dude is a total toolbox
by Fishbowl1976 June 27, 2017
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Toolbox Kick

An action performed when a tool does something very toolboxly.

A saying said with a "Falcon Punch" style accent whenever someone else does something very toolboxly.
Preston was such a fucking toolbox that his douchebaggery could only be described as a Toolbox Kick.

Oder was being a tool again so we all exclaimed "Toooolbox Keek!"
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toolbox scale

The Toolbox scale is meant to best represent the jobs most suitable for societal misfits within Canadian industry. Some jobs are simply meant for the more unconventional types of personality. While these people in many cases cannot hold down more normal jobs in society, in many cases they thrive in their ideal occupation. The list is not all inclusive, and only encompasses positions where observation based data has been collected.

Toolbox Scale in ascending order, with a higher level of misfit at the top.
1- Roofers and Basement Cribbers
2- Asphalt Crew, Road Crew, Welders
3- Pipeliners, Oilfield Camp Staff
4- Tree Planters, Drillers
5- Seismic Workers, Well Completions Crews, Wireline crews
6- Vacuum Truck & Picker Operators, Earthworks & Heavy Equipment Operators
7- Hazardous Waste and Sanitation Workers, Painters, Plumbers & HVac Workers
8- Pipefitters, Boilermakers, Iron Workers
9- Electricians, Land Surveyors, Carpenters, Warehouse Personnel (incl Shipper-Receivers)

10- Truckers, Bus Drivers, Industrial Health & Safety Workers
Those seismic workers are weird, but they rank higher than tree planters on the Toolbox Scale.
by Dr Phil's Nurse September 19, 2018
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grandpa's toolbox

A cunning yet somewhat skill procedure that involves a lady (i.e. a dirty whore ) to gently stick her finger up an older mans ass, whilst performing fellatio.
" i picked up this young chic at the bar last night" and? " She gave me a blowjob and topped that off with a grandpa's toolbox
by 427big cat November 9, 2018
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banging toolbox

To have a banging toolbox means to have the most premo tools for the job. This shows a worker with a true passion for what they do over someone who works because they have to.
She has a banging toolbox, so I hired her.
by Greenchick August 31, 2023
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