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Toe Jam Ram

The act of the repeatedly fucking your girl in her pussy with your left big toe until she’s unconscious
Dude, I toe jam rammed Barbara all night. Now she won’t call me back.
by TAMcNasty March 30, 2019
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Toe Jam

The "Toe Jam" is a maneuver in which a man ejaculates into the sheets on the foot of someone's bed with the intent of covering the victim's toes in semen.
"Shut up dude, this Toe Jam setup would go faster if you weren't watching me."
by Savantic May 21, 2020
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toe jam

a natural drug, harvested from smelly toenails, made up of sock fluff and sweat

Commonly inhaled through the nose, side effects include hallucinating, pissing, shitting and cumming at random. Over 60% of Americans die from overdosage each year.
"yo dude share some of that toe jam"
-"yeah man have a whiff'
"ooooooooh fuck i just came"
-"good shit man"
by kerdunskool November 15, 2020
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thejamdog

Someone obsessed with the aerial ability of people who have never heard of him
Wow, I hope I don’t end up like ‘TheJamDog’
by Soccerlover3000 February 19, 2021
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tejam

It means god of the universe. Person named with 'tejam' are handsome, inteligent and hardworking. And they care more about studies and take litter tension about studies, So, their friends call it "randi rona". ;(
Example: Prasad is jealous of Tejam.
by Tejam November 23, 2021
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toe jam

a flavour jam that between the toes that is brown.
Rumours say elena eats pie toe jam everyday, she chucks it into the incinerator and throw some salt for good measure.
by eipxanele December 17, 2021
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TheJamieMonster

A very pathetic and childish individual. TheJamieMonster reeks of B.O. and fancies himself a ladies man. His brother was going to have a baby once and Jamie was jealous so scratched “fuck you baby” on to a tank. Jamie had had sex with over 132 women in his imagination. That’s impressive. His granny drops his dinner off to him no matter the distance as he is incapable of providing for himself. He is genuinely a potential future serial killer. His best( and only) friend dean smith likes to defend him even though he doesn’t realise that 95% of the reason he’s been a virgin most his life is because of Jamie.
Wow! You claim you’ve been with all the women in this room but when you approach one they don’t even know you! It seems you have TheJamieMonster syndrome.
by Jamie the roger July 6, 2022
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