A common ailment affecting inner city dwellers. Symptoms include engorged lips, ashy appearance over darkening skin, uncontrolled use of the word "yo".
If you wake in the morning and it looks like someone changed their oil on your bed pillow... you may have afro-titus
by afro-titus January 24, 2011
by IeuansMum:SoHotItsNotEvenFunny November 27, 2021
by stack of cups May 10, 2023
when a person contracts a new STD from a dirty bitch named Tana who so rudely defecates in your household toilet while she knowingly is infected with an STD or all of them for that matter ... and your evil spouse or ex spouse sets out for revenge for unfaithful behaviors and takes your personal toothbrush and scrubs the inside of said household toilet with said personal toothbrush and puts it back in it's proper resting place for you to then unkowingly use said personal toothbrush to rid your mouth of morning dick and/or dirty pussy breath obtained from last night's adventures which then causes the mixture of STDS to invade , infect, and take over your mouth now infecting you with tanatoilettitus . ENJOY!!
Dude, you've got a real shit situation on your hands, huh? Sucks to be you - looks like you got a serious case of the Tana-toilet-titus! Someone needs to invent a mouthwash that can handle all those STDs at once.
by Fefe and shardin January 30, 2025
by jesus101010101 November 23, 2021
Ability to kill people in football. Does not leave anything in his trace and the other team goes home crying. All out bad ass and is good looking.
by juke puke December 06, 2011
He is the bestest friend you'll ever have. He is a huge teddy bear that is always awkward. With his weird jokes. Sometimes he can be a huge dummie. But if you need help or you just feel sad he'll be there for you. If you ever get the chance to be his girlfriend take that chance or you'll regret it. Ha jk he's actually a huge dirtbag
by Marvelkittyfan September 28, 2019