A Newcastle United player who is one hardcore G, he likes gang bangin' in more ways that one, and enjoys nights out with ladies who he later plans to spaff on. He's a real nigger, and likes hittin' it hard with his posse Dyer and co. This bitch is a muthaphukkin hustla, ask anybody!
by Merk Krellus May 13, 2005
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2) A very sad, obsessed, psychotic man who constantly reiterates every single thing that's wrong with his life, then proceeds to speak to rocks about it.
2) A very sad, obsessed, psychotic man who constantly reiterates every single thing that's wrong with his life, then proceeds to speak to rocks about it.
by Basyll April 28, 2009
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The actual living proof of perfection. Pulls whoever he wants when he wants. The leader of the rich boys of America club
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Titus has received multiple awards for his generous donation to the congress of federal salt shakers.
Titus has received multiple awards for his generous donation to the congress of federal salt shakers.
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Get the Titus wit da barzzz mug.Titus Drunk, also known as T.D., is a condition occurring in Jewish women where a high level of alcohol consumption manifests an insatiable desire to get their mouths, vaginas, and anuses sexually debased in every conceivable way by noted actor and comedian Christopher Titus.
Brenda was so Titus Drunk that she took off her pants and writhed on the floor begging Christopher Titus, who was on the television, to touch her naughty bits.
by Gerald Busey March 6, 2008
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Fred: Dude, I lost my dick last night in her ass!
George: Sounds like she reached titus maximus; she's gonna have head trauma and ass problems for a month.
George: Sounds like she reached titus maximus; she's gonna have head trauma and ass problems for a month.
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