thread killer

One that posts the final response to a post on a newsgroup, composed of an initial post about a topic and all responses to it.

Johnny once again became the thread killer as no one had a response to his irrelevant, off topic comment, befoere it was archived

by someguy March 13, 2005

Thread Excavator

Someone who bumps really old threads on message boards.

Thread Excavator! Where did you dig up this old thread

by Nova><Master November 7, 2008

Thrax

year 2006, frosh at Oberlin College. My teammate's older brother rolled a blunt laced with Xanax. I did not know what Xanax was at the time. We smoked the blunt, and I got high as monkey nuts. I could barely see straight and start mumbling about anthrax blunts not yet familiar enough with the word Xanax. Long story medium, I stumbled the mile home. I unlocked my door. I lay on my bed. Dizzy as fuck, but not paranoid or anything like that. "Fuck.." I probably said out loud. On my laptop, there was this mixtape by DJ Scoob Do and lil Wayne playing. My son definitely has a tigger one. Don't know if I gave him scooby doo. You know the backpacks that have the animal as the backpack? First saw them in East Palo Alto. Anywayz, I have a yoda one too. But, I digress. So my girlfriend at the time comes in out of nowhere with a prospie high school student who was staying with her. She wanted to wear my scooby do backpack. I was sprawled out on my bed peacefully. "Don't take my scooby do backpack!" I mumble yelled. She took the pack anyways and was out the door. I snapped out of my daze just in time to tiger snatch the backpack of her back. My arm shot into the hallway just in time to save scooby doo. Unfortunately, she feel to the floor and looked rather embarrassed. "I told you not to take my scooby doo backpack." I said. She left; I went to sleep. It was all good. My roommate witnessed it. That was the last time I smoked an anthrax blunt. I date that girl/woman for a while. The end.

"Don't try to gaffle scooby doo whenst I'm off an anthrax blunt."

by Dillard Vance May 17, 2019

Threxx

Someone who gets horny while looking at touhou hentai, and starts to pleasure himself, sometimes while chatting with a group of people on the internet.

Guys I'm so Threxx right now oh yeah...~

by littlelamp100 September 27, 2015

Enough Threads

The highest level of style a person can wear.
Commonly thought of as the elite clothing brand.
Anything else is terrible next to Enough Threads.

"Seeing someone wearing Enough Threads when I'm not makes me want to stab myself with a fork because of my stupid clothing choice"

I'm wearing Enough Threads because I'm a stylish bastard.

On a scale of 1 to Enough Threads, how good is what you're wearing?

by EnoughThreadsForLIFE June 15, 2011

popcorn thread

In an internet forum, this is when somebody posts something either highly controversial or just plain ignorant or stupid in a forum thread, or willfully derails a thread, thus inviting other forum posters to make all the return cheap shots and scornful insults they at the poster making the remark or post for being ridiculous, asinine, or beyond the pale.

"After he posted that crazy remark about race, he just turned this into a popcorn thread

by MTJ78257 August 11, 2014

get a private thread

the equivalent of get a room on the internet, especially when only text can be used. such as a facebook photo.

a: this photo looks so pretty!
b: hey (person a) you doing anything tonight?
a: haha, no, why?
b: you wanna go somewhere together?
c: GET A PRIVATE THREAD

by WillSnipe4Rice January 3, 2011