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thought-criminal

an American who isn't a neocon.
You're a traitor! You're a thought-criminal! You're a terrorist spy! I'll shoot you, I'll vaporize you, I'll send you to the salt mines!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 6, 2007
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Thought Blocked

When you are trying to explain one of your deep thoughts to your friend and your friend switches subjects to talk about a completely random and pointless topic.
Joe: "Have you ever wondered if your future is set in stone, or if you actually have control of your destiny?"

Steven: "Hey look, Nyan Cat!"

Joe: "Looks like my deep philosophical musings have been Thought Blocked once again."
by Miller Bro January 19, 2013
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Thought Catalyst

Describes a person who creates an environment or atmosphere where the mind can be challenged and where change can occur. A type of change agent who presents ideas in effort to challenge the way a person thinks.
I am a "thought catalyst"... I challenge the mind and inspire change.
by ANTWONDAVIS.COM July 6, 2008
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thought bot

A person who miscellaneously asks for someone else's thoughts on a particular subject, usually to fill an uncomfortable silence or to hide the fact that the person knows little about the subject.
Jeff: We have a fair amount of bug fixes to address. Thoughts?
Jake: Uh yeah... you're right.

Jeff: The deadline is tomorrow. I need you to finish by then.
Sam: We can't, they added too much to the spec.
Jeff: It's really important that we do. Thoughts?
sam: Being a thought bot doesn't get this shit done, pal.
by Jocko Tam July 28, 2009
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Thought crossed

When you think of two different ideas while talking or typing and they mix together to form a sometimes awkward or mixed prase that is off topic or confusing.
Just after finishing homework and about to make something to eat.

Person 1: Ahh finally, im done.
Person 2: Good now we can get on with this game.
Person 1: Just hang on a second, I'm going to go get something to homework.
Person 2: Wait.. what did you just say?
Person 1: Oh, woops. I was thinking about getting something to eat and putting away my homework at the same time.
Person 2: Yea...

Person 1: Sorry, i get thought crossed alot.
by Jagwyer May 27, 2010
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Thought management

Thought management is consciously realizing and choosing your thoughts.

Unconscious thought Boo hoo, I have no control over my mind.

Thought Yes, you have them.

Mediation Your really good at letting thought fall into the background.

Disagreements Your thoughts don't match my thoughts and you need to change my thoughts(cause i can't) so I can agree with you.

Victimism I consistently have no thought management what-so-ever but everyone else does they control my life, my pain and sorrow.
Okay, so your pushing some coke. On the one hand you are giving people drugs that are potentially very damaging to their lives, loved one's and subconscious. You could choose to think that you are a horrible person and are a bottom of the barrel criminal. OR. You could choose that you are providing a service and people would get their drugs somewhere else and you provide a high quality. Choosing thoughts is thought management.
by Though Queen. September 30, 2010
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Thought Cancer

Cancer is created from cells when they cannot properly communicate with each other due to anatomic communication capabilities as a form of language. As a collective, the human race is an organism fulfilling the operation that the threshold acts on - we are cells created of cells fulfilling the operation of a cell(the threshold).

Fear(which is essential for life) perpetuates cancer by causing a cell to create conflict with itself. As a result, a false sense of self called the ego(cancer) is put in place to protect the current aspirations of the cell. The ego is a meta-atmosphere created by the cell which creates conflict with it's threshold to become superior, where this is impossible because the ego is infinitesimal to the cell.

As time goes on the cell is vulnerable to illness because fear itself perpetuates destructive behavior by creating a false sense of self which renders its true self feeble. Causing cancer of the cell, and death to itself and it's threshold unless communication is fluent.
For example people with a nasty attitude have thought cancer due to meta-inadequacy. They will of course perpetuate the cancer by projecting their fallacies on other person(s)/cell(s) which inadvertently effects the threshold in which the person/cell lives in.

-Carl Sagan once said that 9/10 planets that achieve radio technology often self-destruct.

Also see:
Fibonacci Sequence
by Jxzqv2 December 15, 2012
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