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by Anonymous August 22, 2003

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moron-laden porno pipe

There needs to be regulations on who gets to use this priviliged piece of technology. The prices of computers need to go up so every inbred, redneck moron can't get his fingers on a keyboard.

search engine results (yahoo) from The Internet:
"1 - 10 of about 78,900,000 for porn - 0.03 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 69,900,000 for xxx - 0.04 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 45,400,000 for gossip - 0.09 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 1,260,000 for nihilism - 0.04 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 1,170,000 for existentialism - 0.02 sec."

by jeffie dahmer July 27, 2006

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A magical place where you can spend hours on end talking to people all over the world posing as a 10 year old girl, do research on any subject imaginable, play games, or look at some good porn.

Look at all of this porn I have found on the internet.

by Jimbo May 22, 2003

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A word or phrase born and primarily used on the internet. Typically an acronym used in message boards.

idgaf, amirite, and tl;dr are a few of the internetisms used by people in this message board.

by Nysidra November 14, 2006

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A forum where like-minded nutters can seek each other out and reinforce and legitimize their perversion of choice while effectively minimising the necessity to interact with the larger society, which would beat them like the village mule and ensure that their dirty little excesses are not spread to other suggestible border-line sociopaths.

Bob: Well, Steve, nice to meet you IRL at last.
Steve: You too, Bob, the Internet is truly a wonderful place. Well, this wombat's not going to fuck itself, I guess...

by Matachin Tower September 05, 2008

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