Tescos

Tesco’s, it is an amazing shop where you can buy lots of stuff from grapes to TVs. Go to tescos it is an extraordinary place to shop X

I went to tescos for my weekly shop

by I have a big brain June 15, 2022

tesco

a home like no other

i love tesco its like the home I never had

by totallynotcarrie April 21, 2020

Tesco

basically just the uk's walmart

"Could you please pop down to Tesco, luv?"

by squid sharts October 18, 2019

Tessa-Tess of Tescos

Tessa of tescos is extremely fit and beautiful. She thinks she is a god and expects nothing less than being treated like one. If you get a tessa tess of tescos never let her go! She is very good in bed and loves to be fucked! The kinkier the better! She loves to get chained up in bed.

"Do you see that girl?"
"Damn shes fit, must be a tessa-tess of tescos!"

by dannywillcocks_11111111 May 29, 2022

Benders at Tescos

They are an upcoming group of batty men who love to bend down outside of tescos. Tescos is a cool place in england where all the bri'ish people buy their bo'lls of wa'er and their bu'er you get me famalam

"Hey! Have you seen the Benders at Tescos?! They are so batty!"
"oh, i thought it was Giant Freeze "

by December 30, 2020

beat behind tesco

Having sex behind Tesco

Gonna go beat behind Tesco with this girl

by Smithy boy and the mandem March 14, 2017

Piwko Tesco

Polish beer (piwo). The only thing a human male ever wants! if you ever strugle with depression, buy piwko tesco. If you didnt study for your test, drik piwko tesco. If your wife left you, drink some piwko tesco. Solves all life problems.

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by Kqrwa December 22, 2023