Tea

Great stuff that nearly even British person is addicted to... including me. It doesn't really help your thirst, albeit it makes you thirstIER!

Janice: God, I love tea!
Samantha: Yeah I know! My husband Paul got me addicted to it!

by Paper Heart April 8, 2009

tea

Slang term for Marijuana

Sometimes PCP

Let's have a tea party man

by Anonymous March 21, 2003

tea

what a true wodongian calls dinner

hey mom, whats for tea?

by truewodongian June 18, 2009

Tea

A drink or a nice spill of information.

Spill the tea sis!

by Queen of definitions March 2, 2019

Tea

Code for intercourse, sex between lovers. And acronym T.E.A. Touch Erogenous Areas

"Would you like to come by after hours and enjoy a bit of TEA?

by Mrs DoBee April 23, 2021

Tea

Gossip or "the scoop"- the type that u share w ur friends at sleepovers. It's all the info that's going on, and everyone always wants to know what it is. It's an analogy to gossip.

PERSON#1- "You have any tea, sis?"

PERSON#2- "Oh ya."

PERSON#1- "how much?"

PERSON#2- "Oh the tea is hot! She's overflowing!!!"

by thebossssss February 6, 2019

Tea

A person with a huge dick and great personality
Really short but won’t accept the reality of it

A god damn simp as well

Person 1: did you see Tea recently?
Person 2: how could I not? Their penis drags along the ground it’s so big

by Tea (not the drink) March 28, 2023