T.O.K.E.

Toklove/ Toke/ T.O.K.E.
One slick ass, pimpin Mofo. This guy pimps out almost 90% of all Nottingham's bitches. His pimp hand (or "toke hand") is by far the most feared hand in Nottingham's hoe community.

He keeps tabs on his bitches through text message to make sure they are obedient. Should a bitch step out of line he will smack the shit out of them

Dunno what you heard about me,
A bitch aint gettin a Fiver outta me,
No fiat punto, no mullet you can see,
Cus i'm a Mother F*ckin T.O.K.E.

by needs4crying March 3, 2009

K.T.

The abbreviated form of the name "Katie". A much cooler/interesting/shorter version of the name.

"K.T. is awesome! She is hilarious!"

"Where did K.T. go?"

by KT McGinnis January 30, 2008

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

Tits You Know (T.Y.K)

If you have seen tits from a girl at school. They are more important then pornstar tits because you see them at school every day.

(You) I saw so-and-so's tits.

(Friend) So who cares. They arent even that big or that nice.

(You) So who cares they are tits you know (T.Y.K).

by teamplayer010 July 13, 2009

T.A.K

T.A.K stands for The Action Krew, a kick ass skate team in southeast SD.

poser 1: Ayeee yo, you heard of Jeremiah on T.A.K?
poser 2: Yeah, he says he'll kill anybody switch!

by jeremiah[switch] October 11, 2007

T.A.K alligator kid

A YouTuber

T.A.K alligator kid is the best YouTuber

by Alligatorkidyt March 31, 2021

K-T

Kroger Tard- Someone who works at the Kroger grocery store.

My friend Krug is a tard to begin with, now he works at Kroger and is a KT.

by Moses December 13, 2003