swoop

The anal sweat that usually results from a long, strenuous workout. It smells like poop, but lacks the color and consistency.
After finishing the 10k, my undershorts were laden with swoop.
by eshizzle June 08, 2006
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swooping

The act by a male friend of intervening to protect a female companion from being disturbed by an unwanted male
Swooping: At a club some flithy banana is grinding your girls the swooper has the duty of removing said bannana
by banana removalers October 23, 2010
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swoops

Swoops is a word to indicate the act of taking someone's seat, which can only be counter-acted by first saying, "No Swoops".
(Charlie gets up to get a beer) "Swoops, I got your chair biatch," says Eugene. "Damn, I forgot to call no swoops!" says Charlie.
by drakecake April 01, 2006
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No Swoops!

A phrase called when trying to save a seat after getting up to go get something.
While sitting down a man decides, hey, I need a beer. He then gets up and before being fully erect says "No Swoops!" so no one can take his seat without getting a severe beating which must be taken with no resistance.
by riggitybizzang November 01, 2006
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Swooped

When your buddy is trying to get with a girl and you swoop into take her away.
Marcus: I was wheeling this girl last night, but she disappeared all of a sudden.

Brett: She didn't disappear, you got swooped, Marcus.
by marcusgotswooped November 28, 2015
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swooping

The act or process of a man trying to seduce his friend, or any other man's woman. Which is completely wrong and messed up to do thus naming the male a swooper.
Dude, you know Maria is with John. Stop swooping in on her you filthy smut.
by Big Bad B Lyons January 24, 2006
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swoops

a slang term for Bloods. OBviously, the word has ten billion other meanings.
Dem niggaz in da red tees wit red rags is swoops, blud.
by skrudge January 12, 2008
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