Sweed

1. A term used to describe a gay or dumb person.

2. Also often used to describe a cool(or friendly) person.

1.
Hansey: " Hah! Look at that asshole! "

Makroni: " Yeah! Hes a fucking sweed!"

2.
Jonas: " Hey! Look at that sweed! He is one hell of a guy!"

Kokjen: " Ye, he loves dick and stuff."

by Sut3kh July 1, 2009

Sweeden

n. A hot girl. Someone who you see and they make your skin curl. That's a good thing. A very shallow word used only in cicumstances where people around you know what it means. This word is usually accompanied by a Sweedish accent, no matter how horrible!

Alternate uses: (A country) n. Sweeden. Sweed; adj. Sweedish

Occasionally, annoying outburst in order to get on peoples' nerves.

Wowwie! Look at that Sweeden!
She's a Sweed.
SWEEEEEDEN!!!
or even
The Weather is fine in Sweeden. I'm from Sweeden.

by Mad Weasel April 11, 2004

Sweed

A type of goggles that have no padding, and are only meant to go around your eye. Not the socket. They tend to be cheeper than other types of goggles, and they're well streamlined.

Mark: Hey man, check this out! Jordan's wearing sweeds!!
Lauren: Oh my gosh, how can he stand them? It feels like they're popping my eyes out when I wear a pair!
Mark: Jordan says that after a month or so, you don't feel anything at all.

by KabamVanz November 24, 2010

Seezed

To be cracked on or made fun of.
Other words like it or meaning the same: Seezer, sized, sizer, size

Kid In Class (to another kid):"Ya head look like cow shiii..."
All The Kids In Class: "SEEEEEZED!!!!!"

by Shawnee4Sho May 7, 2005

sweed

An extremely large woman.

I was driving home from work and looked across the street toward the Krispy Kreme and first in line was a sweed!! I said, "A sweed!"

by Kingpen August 30, 2006

sweedish premier

adj. Really fucking cool. Fancy; Flamboyant.

That concert was sweedish premier.
Bob has sweedish premier skateboarding skills.

by Austin Nelson February 17, 2003

Sweedish Munyang

Exactly the same as a munyang but instead of the genetals erecting vertical they erect horizontal often occured by one paul newnes.

Shit charlie that paul kid is watchin american pie 2 and his just cracked a sweedish munyang

by Joe April 8, 2004