swap the load

To get a new girlfriend or babe.

Foo, I need to swap the load

by Whumbachumba August 11, 2004

Swap Meat

When two men engage in the act of placing their erect penis' into one another's open orifices. Many times the two men will engage in a homosexual version of 69...hence the term "swap meat"

Dude i walked into the room the other night and Petr A and The Don were trying to "swap meat"...gross, doesn't The Don have a foreskin? Ya so Petr ordered the meat extra crispy i suppose

by P Hilarious April 19, 2010

Swap Hands

To fight someone, mostly used by a certain crowd of British people

Oi bruv, im gonna swap hands with that mandem my drilla. Watch out g.

by 1264926482 December 7, 2020

swap-meet motherfucker

As far as I can gather, the term is used to identify a simple individual who is rather shoddily dressed and all-around illegit.

"Look at this swap-meet motherfucker!"

by Big Willie Will February 16, 2007

Swap Electrons

Swap bodily fluids

Kelly wants to wap electron with as many people as possible.

by Oprah Noodlemantra March 13, 2004

swap doogan

When one person poops into someone elses anus and then proceed to poop it back to the other persons anus and on and on forever.........

Chris and nick like to swap doogan.

by james epp November 11, 2007

Swap Glass

Switching sunglasses in the middle of a conversation in order to prove a point.

"Tina was was all up on me so I had to swap glass and tell her to shove off."

by sjsampson October 18, 2008