Survivor

A reality tv show on CBS, created by Mark Burnett, that debued in the summer of 2000 and features sixteen contestants or “castaways” originally composed of two teams of eight that live in seclusion in a remote part of the world to eat bugs, snakes, dirt, game and scorpions for like a month for a million dollars. Physical competitions are held each week to determine which team will win an award challenge, and then another challenge to determine who will win immunity. The team that doesnt win immunity must vote off a teammate. This also happens after the tribal merge but immunity goes to the individual instead and an individual is then voted out of the game. Midway through the season, the two teams are merged to form a single tribe when the real cut-throat part of the game really begins, where your friend is now your foe. The winner of the $1 million is announced on live television on the last episode.

The show has been filmed in such remote locations as Borneo (the 1st season), the Australian Outback, the Marcaisas, the Amazon, China, Pearl Islands, Panama and Fiji.

Let's be honest, the only way you can appear as a contestant on Survivor, is by being gay (Richard Hatch, the original winner), a model, a freek or incrediblly narcistic like Johnny Fairplay (the most evil Survivor contestant ever). Normal people need not apply.

by [e-mail] April 29, 2008

Women Drivers No Survivors

Women Drivers No Survivors is a hereditary that continues to spreads around through female life on to generation to generation and so on.

This disease it most likely to cause major car accidents
and causing you to lose money from insurance or even cause of death. Females do not know why they cause these horrible collisions because they are CUNTS or DUMBASS BITCHES.

Five ways to notice they are not driving correctly.

5.They are on their first test-drive.(trust me You will notice this when they are driving slow.)

4.They are paying attention to the person behind them without looking through the head mirror.(You will notice this when they are driving left to right on a wrong lane)

3.They are doing makeup.(They dont pay attention to the traffic light.)

2.They are talking to their phone.(Look above)

And this is the Big mac daddy reason why they can't fucking drive.

1.They are talking to phone while they are using their hands.

Number one does not need an explanation.

Trish puts on makeup.
She got hit by a truck

she died

Go figure

Women Drivers No Survivors

by N2Y3724 January 24, 2010

Survivor Circle

A game where a group of three or more males stand in a circle formation, facing outward. The players then grab the penis of the player to the right of them with one hand. All players then start moving their hand in a front-to-back motion. The players who ejaculate are disqualified from the game and must leave the circle formation. Once only two players are left in the circle, the formation changes so that the two finalists are face to face. The last man to ejaculate wins!

Dude, that was a crazy game of survivor circle. My hand is so sore!

I know how to settle this bet. SURVIVOR CIRCLE NOW!

America is totally gunna win survivor circle this year in the Olympics.

by IthinkShakIsHawt September 11, 2009

To surviv

To surviv is a verb related to the action of playing the battle royale game “surviv.io”

I was surviving(to surviv) and the teacher caught me!

by RHS scientist May 12, 2019

Survival of the fittest

The Darwinian notion that only those traits best suited to perpetuate the species will endure to be passed along indefinitely from generation to generation while those traits most detrimental to the good of the species will be phased out after a few generations.

This preservation of favourable individual differences and variations, and the destruction of those which are injurious, I have called Natural Selection, or the Survival of the Fittest. - Charles Darwin, Origin of Species

by mta3000 October 19, 2010

survival bike

similar to a rat bike, survival bikes are made from 3-4 other motorcycles bodged together with various crap taken from a WWII scrap heap with the intent to appear as if it had been ridden off a Mad Max or zompocalypse movie.

"cool survival bike! where did you get the gas mask, ammo belts, and katana?"

by Bionic-Byronic January 22, 2009

survivability

survive+ ability

if you are on the uninhabited island alone, it may depend on your survivability

by a.k.a.ben September 15, 2009