Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise

When you Go to McDonald’s and order a sausage biscuit, but it is a trap. It isn’t a McDonald’s, but rather it is the Penn State locker room. Instead of a sausage biscuit, you get Jerry Sanduskys sausage in your biscuits, and you scream in agony as he turns you from a “tight end” to a “wide receiver”.

This Morning, Bubbles went to McDonald’s, and was greeted by famous football coach Jerry Sandusky with his famous Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise.

by Bob statutory January 20, 2021

surprise inspector

A surprise inspector is the name of a prank which involves 2 or more people who have been detained in separate police vehicles. In order to set the prank up, one person who knows that everything in a police vehicle is being recorded, will speak loudly of their friends attempt to hide drugs or drug paraphernalia, (even though they really didn’t) within his or her own anal cavity. The prank is completed after the cavity search has taken place.

While Derek and Bobby were being detained in separate police cars, Derek said, “Those dumb pigs will never figure out that Bobby hid that tiny bit of tar heroin up his ass! A few hours later... Bobby: “Why you smiling, Derek?” Derek: “I heard you got a visit from the surprise inspector!” Bobby: “I’m gonna F’n kill you Derek!”

by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 7, 2018

Cincinatti Surprise

When you take a shit in a pillow case and beat someone over the head with it several times.

Billy was bein' an ass so i gave him the ol' Cincinnati Surprise!

by Pater June 26, 2003

virgin surprise

When the girl tells you she's a virgin right before having sex but you wake up the following day(s) and find out she gave you an STD.

Don't trust that lying slut or you'll wake up with a virgin surprise.

by Sylvester Johnson July 3, 2006

Andy's Mouth Surprise

Sited in Parks & Rec, Andy's Mouth Surprise is when you take Skittles and put it between two Starbursts.

I love Andy's Mouth Surprise because it's nice because the flavor of the Starbursts really bring out a similar flavor in the Skittles.

by ronfksldaingswanson August 7, 2012

Carl Bomb Surprise

When one defecates in a tube sock, and then hits another with it in the face while they are sleeping or passed out.

Ashley was passed out on the couch and I woke her up with sloppy "Carl Bomb Surprise."

by steam1234 July 8, 2010

Apple Pie Surprise

a phrase that sounds really disgusting but doesnt actually mean anything

Guy 1: I baked you an apple pie surprise!

Guy 2: wtf

by That 1 other guy May 6, 2009