ass spackle

To fill an ass with cum to the point that it is overflowing...at which point you take your finger and even out the amount that will no longer fit. Hence spackling the ass.

Dude, that chick has a huge ass, I think she needs some ass spackle.

by Daviel April 29, 2008

Rackle Shplackle

(Pronounced Rack-le Sh-p-l-ack-le)

1. A word that means nothing and can be used for everything

2. The sound that Billy's dad - From The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy -made while dressed up as Big Foot and kid-napped Billy while having a picnic with Grim and Mandy

Rackle Shplackle :

1. person a: Hello
person b: Rackle Shplackle!
person a: What The Hell? O_o *Walks Away In Fright*


2. Billy's Dad: Ughrrrr, Rackle Shplackle! *picks up Billy and runs*
Billy: GRIM! MANDYYY!

by calliECYDE February 16, 2009

crack spackle

Flesh colored puddy used to conceal the top half of the ass crack, to create a false illusion of a neatly concealed crack. Most commonly applied to someone with a bad case of plumber's crack.

Damnit Joe, put some crack spackle on that ass before I puke!

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

peanut spackle

When your taking a crap and you spit shit and peanuts out of your ass.

I was taking a shit and pushed to hard and had peanut spackle.

by Spencer Moore April 20, 2004

Birthday Spackle

A guys cum after birthday sex.

My birthday spackle knocked her up.

by frenchmaiden87 July 10, 2010

Back spackle

To have diarrhea, and you shit so hard it rebounds off the toilet lid and lands up your back

last night i shit so hard i got back spackle up to my neck

by the mail man November 29, 2007

Brick City Spackle Knife

After the end of some really dirty butt sex, the pitcher spins the girl around and ejaculates in a facial orifice (preferably her nose so she can smell it) and promptly smooths it over with his still shitty dick, like you would use a spackle knife. Caution: May induce vomiting.

I decided to spice things up, so I gave that bitch a Brick City Spackle Knife.

by wolf December 17, 2004