Sumo duels

Sumo duels exists to see who has the better hack client

Person 1. I'm gonna beat you in our best of 3 in Sumo duels.
Person 2. I'm using 0 0 velocity I will give you mvp++ for two years if you beat me.

by LunarLovesYou June 13, 2022

Sumo smash

When you would have very hard and rough sex with that person. Would go to the nasty freaky extremes of smashing

I would sumo smash that ass.
She has that body I would sumo smash .

by Fluffiesfinest October 26, 2017

sumo disease

A disease in when you go to a live stream and flood the chat because you want to talk to the streamer and or because you're wanting to help them, or possible you're obsessed with the game that the streamer is streaming.

JoshOfAllTrades: *Does 1 thing*
Steve, With Sumo Disease: Hey you can go through the thing and then to the place with the rocks a-... babble babble

by Sumo_The_Doggo December 13, 2018

sumo trap

The realist nigga ever

Aye. That nigga sumo trap the realist migga ever right now

by Elchavo48 August 16, 2017

Sumo Blunt

A really Really Fat blunt that is often mistaken for a sumo wrestler

guy1-dude why do u have a sumo wrestler in your car?
guy2- thats not a sumo wrestler....that the Sumo Blunt i just rolled
guy1- whaaaaaaat!!!

by j-c shlze July 05, 2011

sumo jumo

The slang way of saying that someone knows how to fight or that they know some form of martial arts.

Look at that sumo jumo mofo.

by PsychicChainsaw July 06, 2008

Sumo Man

Brock Rogers 6,000lb sumo ass

Damn my nigga so fat he’s almost as big as sumo man

by Dylan Bailey November 06, 2020