Chicago Suitcase

A former resident of urban Chicago who has left and uses a garbage bag to store their belongings. Generally referring to poor urban residents who leave in search of a better life and cant afford a real suitcase.

"Damn dawg, this trick ass hoe is kicking me out of her apartment, let me grab my Chicago suitcase quick."

"Im sick of carrying this Chicago suitcase around, im gonna live with this trick ass hoe for a hot minute."

by Nasty Nate 37 May 25, 2016

Suitcase cereal

Suitcase cereal is when you go on a trip and put Honey Nut Cheerios in a different suitcase..

That's guy puts his cheerios in a suitcase? I like that suitcase cereal

by 45minutelittlelake February 18, 2017

Wheels on a suitcase

When something is so obvious that you can't imagine why it was not originally invented that way. For example, when the suitcase was invented, why did it not originally have wheels, so obvious!

Tostitos Scoops are like "wheels on a suitcase"

by Planet R April 1, 2013

Alabama Suitcase

Any use of something that's not a suitcase for transporting or storing clothing. This includes but is not limited to: cardboard boxes, plastic garbage or shopping bags, or anything else that can be seen as redneck. Duffel bags are not included.

Janet kicked Ryan out of his apartment last night, and he left with only an Alabama suitcase

by Ubersquirl July 7, 2010

Suitcasing

Verb. The action of ejaculating into one's rectum then proceeding to pack the entirety of their shirt into their semen-filled anus and allowing it to dry, effectively becoming a solid seal.

1. After a night of aggressive anal sex with Larry, Steve decided it would be a funny idea to suitcase him.

2. After 35 minutes of aggressive suitcasing by his partner, Charles discovered that no matter what he did, he could not remove the shirt from his rectum.

by Matthew Wolf October 16, 2008

indian suitcase

Large black or dark green garbage bag used to transport all his worldly belongings

Susie threw me out can I borrow an indian suitcase

by Craig stebner August 18, 2006

Human Suitcase

When a midget on roller skates wears all your clothes and you pull him through the airport. From Stefon to Seth Meyers on SNL, season 36, episode 15.

Stefon was so late in packing for his trip to Key West, he had to use a Human Suitcase to get his shit together.

by Edward in Oil City March 1, 2011