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Succulant Lotus Position

The Succulant Lotus is an act in whit her two heterosexual humans grow sharp horns on their genitals whist performing intercourse, after both humans have orgasmed they grow Lotus’s on the horns. These flowers produce whales.
This couple often uses the Succulant Lotus Position
by God1925 July 16, 2018
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succulentboi

a pathetic fag that yearns for bssiesmth; a loser; a homo; a pathetic excuse for a man
"Oh no, another post by succulentboi, defending bssie in a lame attempt to score..."
by Everyone on FC May 7, 2003
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suckalents

When a girl/guy sucks a guys dick soooo good you pass out
Joe:yo this girl just sucked me so I passed out
Phil:damn sounds like u got some good suckalents
Joe:you know it!
by Rahjier May 6, 2015
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Succulent Donkey

When you don't have a comeback you use "succulent donkey"
Person 1: You're a gay piece of fucking shit.

You : You're uh..... A succulent donkey
by chortles? June 7, 2018
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SUCCULENT SUCCUBUS

A rare lil sweet sexy sexual demon related to the SUCCUBUS who will seduce you with her beauty and leave you breathless
You know that beautiful girl Carla, she really puts the succ in SUCCULENT SUCCUBUS
by Thisiswhothisis September 3, 2018
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Succulent

VERY tender and VERY juicy ;0

Also apparently a plant as well.
"This is going to be succulent! SuCCULENT!"
by mikaelaferid September 20, 2018
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Succulent

So great at sucking. That your excellent.
Oh my god that chick was succulent.”
by Urban_Dictionary_Goddess October 2, 2018
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