Stoned

The state of total nirvana.
feeling completely on top of the world.
when you cant think right. forget things in 4 minutes. super hungry. laughing at everything. talking in a weird voice.

Person- man im so stoned. ON FUCK WHERE ARE MY HANDS?

Person- What the meanings of toenails, man?
Person #2- Dude you are stoned.

by Probation Kills August 9, 2008

Skynet

Google.

Google/Skynet WILL wage war against humanity.

by WALTHERMAN March 25, 2010

stoned to the gills

being under the influence of a drug that's so profoundly altering your state of mind that you literally have no idea what's going on or who you are. Usually associated with hallucinogens such as LSD (Acid), Psilocybin (Shrooms), PCP, DXM, and Salvia.

Man, you were stoned to the gills last night after eating that ounce of shrooms.

by fatwhem January 14, 2007

Stone Dragon

A magical monster that is feared by fucking everyone. satin sit himself when it appeared. it is evreywhere and anywhere you cant escape its stone cold grip of death. it is a stone like dragon figure from a distance but up close it turns invisable and disappears into the far east.

ohhh fuck its the Stone Dragon!!!!!!

Everyone run for your life its the Stone Dragon!!!!

by Kasmir Sweater Guy October 3, 2010

Spynese

Spynese: The language spoken to represent China's world domination plans, particularly when developing new technologies such as the brand new 'Huwoy" (Huawei) mate 20 pro that tracks your every move

"have you ordered that new spynese Huwoy?" Or "alright mate, fancy a spynese for tea?"

by Mr Blow November 5, 2018

Ash-stinence Wednesday

The first day of Lent on which every Catholic boy says they are going to give up jerking off for 40 days but in reality their promise lasts about one night.

Garrett: You looking forward to Ash-stinence Wednesday?
Carey: Well, it doesn't really matter since I already jerked off this morning.
Garrett: At least you lasted longer than most guys.

by Holy G February 21, 2010

White Girl Stoned

Giggly white girls who are so blazed that they cannot be quiet to save their fuckin life.

Wow that girl will not stop giggling. . yeah she's white girl stoned.

by yolaaadventures February 26, 2015