not stonks

A version of the stonks meme which has the same meaning but is written as the opposite. Both memes represent a bad economic decision. The meme is oftens depicted as a computerised face photoshopped onto a business suit standing infront of a red background of declining stocks.

Friend: I just spend $100 on a burrito
Me: Not Stonks

by stoicpanther December 8, 2020

stinks

The opposite of stonks.
You basically just say it when something bad happens

My mom: *dies*
Me: Stinks

by ThiccJim69 May 5, 2021

It's stupid and it stinks

When something is really, really bad in the way that only a ten-year old can feel.

As the light turned red and the lunch room turned dark, fourth-grader Ethan Stiles sat down to eat his lunch grumbling:
"It's stupid and it stinks"

by FooDog February 10, 2005

Spunksock

A sock normally kept in the bedroom under ones bed, for the purpose of 'spunking' in to after having 'a wank'. A genuine spunksock can go unwashed for up to twelve months and hold up to four pints of jism. The original spunksock is a white sports sock with a red band and a green band around the top.

I've just put my spunk sock in the washing machine on a boilwash - it took me thirty minutes to unstick it from my bedroom carpet.

by Pabski July 14, 2003

stunk and droned

To be so incredibly drunk and stoned at once that you can no longer construct sentences with easyily definable meanings

being stunk and droned rocks the kasbah

by Charlie McWitch February 19, 2005

Stonks

The act of pretending you made some sort of profit out of a useless trade

When you up to your own post on Reddit:
"Stonks"
Buy 1 for the price of 2 and get 2 for the price of 1:
"Stonks"

by DankStonks June 17, 2019

no stunts larrie

PPL IN THE ONE DIRECTION FANDOM WHO BELIEVE HARRY AND LOUIS ARE DATING.

BUTTTT

WE ALSO BELIEVE THAT EVERY ONE OF THEYRE RELATIONSHIPS THAT ISNT LARRY (holivia,etc) WAS A STUNT TO HIDE THAT THEYRE GAY

WE ARE ALSO THE BEST PPL TO EXSIST

no stunts larrie :“are you bi ??”
random person :“yea”
no stunts larrie :“biTING DEEZ NUTS”

by yourgfssecret July 9, 2021