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stripper fucker

1. One of a legendary, mysterious secret brotherhood dedicated to the overthrow of the triangle theory and the debunkment of the "glamorous, empowered stripper: desperate, 'pathetic loser' customer" mythos prevalent in strip clubs. Or simply put, any dick-slingling outlaw who's made a habit of fucking strippers under the lauded noses of the stripping establishment(i.e., the wanna-be pimping staff & owners,the nay saying ass kissing flunkies/junkies and of course, the strippers themselves.
2. A man who has conquered 2 or more exotic dancers sexually.
Stripper fuckers exist, son. They're like the strip club equivalent of the Illuminati, or the Massod, or the Sith, but they're out there. Don't let the disparaging talk of the "industry insiders", "mack-to-nigts", "wanna be pimp employees" or the
goddamned self important "empowered" goddesses and their armies of fawing, adulatory "flunkie/junkie" worshippers, fans and friends put any doubt in your mind. In every city, in evry strip club scene, yea, in every club itself, there's bound to be one or two about. Wreaking havok with the "sisterhood"!
by seamus shane December 1, 2006
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Stripper Vision

Verb: a stripper's ability to see in dimly lit areas, on the verge of seeing in the dark.
Watch out for that bitch's stripper vision.
by yinzer84 May 14, 2018
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strippergram

A arrival (often times by surprise)of an exotic dancer provided by a close (yet of questionable judgment) friend for purposes of celebration, recognition, or as alternative form of payment for a favor.
Dude, my best friends wouldn’t take no payment for letting me crash on their motel last night, so imma bout to send them a high class strippergram!
by Jakeson A. July 6, 2022
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dick strippers

Janet used her dick strippers on me last night to swallow my load!
by rick longg May 1, 2008
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Mail Stripper

Evan likes to strip for postage stamps.
See him live, Stamps.com Mail Stripper
by Staphano13281 December 20, 2014
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porcelain stripper

Someone who takes off articles of clothing while using the toilet.
Jim must be a porcelain stripper; I saw him go into the shitter wearing a full tux and came out in his birthday suit.
by applesaucedoesntcount June 3, 2016
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organic stripper

A prominiscous dancer who is locally grown and feeds off of only natural substances. They are humanly slutteted.
The organic stripper doesn't sleep after her night shows to make it to the farmers market early in the morning
by Reinscho March 5, 2017
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