Blumpkin Strudel

Giving a blowjob while the guy is taking a shit, and when the shit falls into the water and makes a splash into your mouth.

"john gave me a blumpkin strudel last nite!" blumpkin

by mordbdconversation. June 2, 2009

shes my toaster strudel

when you cum on her stomach or back like a toaster strudel

Bro1: Im tryna get laid by her, imma go talk to her real quick.
Bro2: nah you cant bro shes my toaster strudel.
Bro1: oh...

by YunngDaggerD July 1, 2017

Toaster Strudel

When a girl gets sunburned, and then the guy finishes all on her back.

I took Ashley to the beach and she fell asleep. She woke up and I gave her the toaster strudel.

by Betaversion February 9, 2015

Toaster Strudel

(v) To cover a girl's face with a vast amount of semen, reminiscient of the commercials for the popular product by Pillsbury. Also known as a facial, bukkake, or cumshot

(n) A big cumshot or facial on a girls face

(v) "Damn dude, I toaster strudeled that bitch hardcore and she almost drowned."

(n) "That girl was the recipient of a quite large toaster strudel."

by Harvnierds November 21, 2006

The People's Strudel

Penis

Term from "The Rock" of WWF wrestling. He calls himself "The People's Champ" and calls his penis "The People's Strudel"

"Do you want a taste of the People's Strudel?"

by Jason Law June 26, 2006

Scooter Strudel

The act of defecating in someones mouth, then ejaculating on their face to emulate the appearance of some strudel.

Yo, that bitch was pissing me off so I gave her a Scooter Strudel!

by Scooter McScootpants April 20, 2008

shrek strudel

Shrek strudel refers to the bulbus green rod that hangs betwixt any oger's hairy ass legs. At the base is normally a throbbing wad that smells of onions and under cheese.

I was playing lord of the rings when an oger appeared and crushed me with it's shrek strudel.

by D Rail August 14, 2014