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gas station bathroom

a place in which all hell had broken loose and fecal matter has been smeared all over the walls in many different shapes and patterns
His bathroom reminded me of a gas station bathroom
by kangamater May 30, 2014
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Gas Station Weasel

When a professional wrestler who is on a losing streak is trying to sneak his/her way into a title match.
Adam Cole: “I want the NXT title”

Karrion Kross: “you’re never getting this title again you gas station weasel”
by NYCDEMONDIVA June 1, 2021
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Tim Static

Is someone who uses video games to involve themselves in a sexual relationship with a minor. They are also known as, Uncle Tims.
"Man, that nigga tried to get me in a car the other day. Talkin' 'bout he got a copy of Halo 4 in a box in the back of his van. He think I don't know he Tim Staticin'??"
by ArionIsGayNoDoubt August 22, 2011
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Boob Static

A distracting mental effect experienced by most males which is caused by close proximity to a woman whose breasts are either obviously large, or are on display.
"Hey Chip, did you agree with Janet's novel interpretation of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle?"

"What? No. I could not follow anything she was saying, there was way too much boob static."
by sarzia September 30, 2011
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procrastination station

A place where you go with intentions to briefly stop by, yet somehow lasts for eternity. It usually ends in negative consequences. It's the equivalent of just "stopping by grandma's house," you know you should get going, but you just can't. You get sucked in against your will.
My dinner magically turned into a two hour "procrastination station."
by ejrob November 12, 2013
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Fapping Station

Slang term for any computer, especially if it accesses the Internet and is used to download porn.
by RTM 1963 July 22, 2014
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Gas Station Bitch

Originating in Detroit , often mistaken for a hood opossum , can be seen at your neighborhood gas station not purchasing anything or pumping any gas. Willing to do something strange without receiving any change , known to linger around newer model vehicles in hopes of finding a Dodge Charger
“You ain’t nothing but a Gas station bitch , It’s at least 100 of y’all from Fenkell and Greenfield to Dexter and Joy rd GTFOH , I can find a bitch just like you at the Citco.”
by ClayNJay May 2, 2019
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